In the Kubota line, what is yuppie and what is real?

   / In the Kubota line, what is yuppie and what is real? #92  
What if we thought about this question in a different way? Battle Bots anyone?

If your tractor with FEL can flip your neighbors tractor it is no yuppie!
 
   / In the Kubota line, what is yuppie and what is real? #93  
You need only look at the sales literature for a particular model. If the tractor is depicted in an estate farm setting carrying potted plants or one square bale of hay in the FEL and being driven by a blonde ponytailed Ariat-booted dressage princess along a perfectly manicured lane with pristine white paddock fencing, then it is a yuppie tractor.

Most Kubotas fit this classification, but the most blatantly obvious yuppie tractor ever concieved has to be the Boomer 8N :cool:

This tractor screams "WAX ME" :laughing:
 
   / In the Kubota line, what is yuppie and what is real? #94  
I love it!! Really, a good definition at last!:thumbsup:

I am the very proud owner of a Yuppie Tractor!:D

Seriously, Heywood Jannockitov, I think you've hit the proverbial nail on the head. Nice call!

Now, just because my "estate" doesn't match the sales literature...:(

Gotta love this forum, the sense of humor is nice to experience on a dreary, rainy, sorta-spring day!:laughing::laughing:
 
   / In the Kubota line, what is yuppie and what is real? #95  
You need only look at the sales literature for a particular model. If the tractor is depicted in an estate farm setting carrying potted plants or one square bale of hay in the FEL and being driven by a blond ponytailed Ariat-booted dressage princess along a perfectly manicured lane with pristine white paddock fencing, then it is a yuppie tractor.

Most Kubotas fit this classification, but the most blatantly obvious yuppie tractor ever conceived has to be the Boomer 8N :cool:

This tractor screams "WAX ME" :laughing:

I think you might be on to something there. Of course my tractor will have an old fat man who hasn't had a ponytail since the early 70's, so maybe that will take a little of the sting out of it.:laughing:
 
   / In the Kubota line, what is yuppie and what is real? #96  
You need only look at the sales literature for a particular model. If the tractor is depicted in an estate farm setting carrying potted plants or one square bale of hay in the FEL and being driven by a blonde ponytailed Ariat-booted dressage princess along a perfectly manicured lane with pristine white paddock fencing, then it is a yuppie tractor.

Most Kubotas fit this classification, but the most blatantly obvious yuppie tractor ever concieved has to be the Boomer 8N :cool:

This tractor screams "WAX ME" :laughing:

Cool description!

I think you might be on to something there. Of course my tractor will have an old fat man who hasn't had a ponytail since the early 70's, so maybe that will take a little of the sting out of it.:laughing:

Ha, ha, ha. I love it!
 
   / In the Kubota line, what is yuppie and what is real? #97  
I really think that Yuppie is a misspelling, I think they are Yippee tractors. You are only a Yuppie if you let someone class you as one. Enjoy your tractor and to he77 with what another thinks of your equipment. Life is too short to live in social cliques.
 
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   / In the Kubota line, what is yuppie and what is real? #98  
Lest we forget, "Yuppie" originally meant Young, URBAN Professional. I doubt there are many CUTs parked outside condos.

Now, there are probably lots of DINKS (Dual Income, No Kids) with CUTs- if you have kids you can't afford an 'adult toy'. . .
 
   / In the Kubota line, what is yuppie and what is real? #99  
You need only look at the sales literature for a particular model. If the tractor is depicted in an estate farm setting carrying potted plants or one square bale of hay in the FEL and being driven by a blonde ponytailed Ariat-booted dressage princess along a perfectly manicured lane with pristine white paddock fencing, then it is a yuppie tractor.

Most Kubotas fit this classification, but the most blatantly obvious yuppie tractor ever concieved has to be the Boomer 8N :cool:

This tractor screams "WAX ME" :laughing:

Been called lots of things, never a yuppie.
 
   / In the Kubota line, what is yuppie and what is real? #100  
Lest we forget, "Yuppie" originally meant Young, URBAN Professional. I doubt there are many CUTs parked outside condos.

Yeah, you're probably right.
 

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