What is your favorite Quote or Saying?

[Carscw]

My grand mother would always tell me. If you step in dog s--t you will smell like dog s--t

 

[Mace Canute]

Cheech and Chong- Dog **** - YouTube

 

[Jim Shooz]

For a bloke with a large backside;

You can't drive a six inch nail with a tack hammer.

WARNING if you don't want to be offended don't read the next one

He's about as useful as a c*** full of cold water.

You went ahead and read it, didn't you

 

[sixdogs]

Wife was baking the AM and I was in the way. She told me to

"Make like an egg and beat it."

I said, you mean like a shepherd and

"Get the flock out of here?"

Or...

"Make like a tree and leaf?"



Comon' Spring

 

[Brushhill dave]

Just a couple more and I'm done. (well, for tonight anyway)

From my first job with Brown & Root:
"If it won't fit, force it. If it still won't go, get a bigger hammer. If it breaks, it needed replacing anyway."

And from my doctor: (quite possibly the understatement of a lifetime)
"This might be a little uncomfortable."

Are you a BM or PF??

 

[Brushhill dave]

Cbi's motto: buildem square and poundem round!
As useful as **** on a boar
She's got a face like a bag of smashed a**holes

 

[Mace Canute]

I often say to myself when drivers sit and sit at a stop sign with nary a car in sight "It ain't gonna turn green!" and when they sit at traffic lights when all cross traffic has stopped and they have a green light and they sit and sit, "It ain't gonna grow leaves!".

 

[Sutol]

I often say to myself when drivers sit and sit at a stop sign with nary a car in sight "It ain't gonna turn green!" and when they sit at traffic lights when all cross traffic has stopped and they have a green light and they sit and sit, "It ain't gonna grow leaves!".

Not just over there then.
Over here they stop at roundabouts when there isn't a car in sight or even more annoying they only switch on the indicator as they turn the steering wheel, they dont like to give away the fact that they are turning in case someone gains an advantage like being able to get out of a junction after sitting there for years.

You can take a horse to water but you cant make it drink

 

[allenr]

If it ain't broke - don't fix it.

If the fat hits - wear it (a variation on "if the hat fits....).

If at first you don't succeed - destroy all evidence that you ever tried ( variation on ..... try and try again).

And some which I think are uniquely Australian.

He's got a few roos loose in the top paddock.
(Doesn't have it together)

May your chooks turn into emus and kick your dunny down.

Flat out like a lizard drinking.
(hard work, busy, but originally sarcastically)

He could talk under wet cement with a mouthful of marbles.

About as useful as t!ts on a bull.
(useless)

 

[Brockwaykid]

Your about as useful as **** on a turtle