Honey, I left room for your tractor.

   / Honey, I left room for your tractor.
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#21  
If you park the truck outside you will have plenty of room for two tractors.:thumbsup:

Makes sense to me, another tractor is a great idea.
 
   / Honey, I left room for your tractor.
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#23  
Build an outbuilding for the tractor. Just give up on teaching her how to park...unfortunately, women cannot learn.

JayC

Jay, I stil can't get her to understand that you have to put gas in a vehicle.
Especially now with the fuel pumps in the gas tank, the gas is what cools them.
 
   / Honey, I left room for your tractor.
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#24  
When she is gone, move tractor out, move some boxes from her side to yours. Park tractor back in it's place. Couple weeks, you should have a lot of room!!!She will have to move to the left. Line on wall will work also. Drive in and line up in line with steering wheel. OR! String on top of garage door, run thru several eye-lets, to the spot where the rear clears the door by several feet. When ball is at the windshield, stop, perfectly parked. When garage door is down, ball is up out of the way. Garage door up, ball is in place for another perfect parking job. May have to adjust length of string, so ball doesn't rip out if it hits the ceiling before fully closing.

Sounds like a good plan.
 
   / Honey, I left room for your tractor.
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#25  
Half garage is hers, half of your half is hers, they will get 75% if not more before you know it,, :laughing::laughing::laughing:

You know what women say? What's mine is mine, what's yours is mine.
 
   / Honey, I left room for your tractor. #26  
Park your tractor a little further left each time ... & let's see who wins!

Well ... "wins".
 
   / Honey, I left room for your tractor. #27  
When she is gone, move tractor out, move some boxes from her side to yours. Park tractor back in it's place. Couple weeks, you should have a lot of room!!!She will have to move to the left. Line on wall will work also. Drive in and line up in line with steering wheel. OR! String on top of garage door, run thru several eye-lets, to the spot where the rear clears the door by several feet. When ball is at the windshield, stop, perfectly parked. When garage door is down, ball is up out of the way. Garage door up, ball is in place for another perfect parking job. May have to adjust length of string, so ball doesn't rip out if it hits the ceiling before fully closing.

All that still requires accuracy on her part.

What's needed are .... speed dots!!! ... those little bumps to stop drivers from running off the pavement to cut corner. Glue or bolt 5 or 6 of them to the floor right down the middle (or even a little on her side :D) & MAN who would want to drive over those?!? bump-bump-bump-bump-teeth rattlin'-bump
 
   / Honey, I left room for your tractor.
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#28  
Park your tractor a little further left each time ... & let's see who wins!

Well ... "wins".

She will just hit it with her truck. Like the fire hydrant she couldn't see and the divider at Sonic.
 
   / Honey, I left room for your tractor. #29  
She will just hit it with her truck. Like the fire hydrant she couldn't see and the divider at Sonic.

Then go with my 2nd idea ... speed dots! (bumps) ... No damage, just discomfort :thumbsup: :laughing:
 
   / Honey, I left room for your tractor. #30  
Do like I did. I had the 16 foot door removed and divided into two separate doors. Now she has to stay on her side.:thumbsup:
 

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