Man Down -- Attacked by Squirrel

   / Man Down -- Attacked by Squirrel #31  
It' not a boatload of squirrels, now is it? It looks to me like one squirrel and two of his evil, ne'er-do-well robot slaves on their merry way to who-knows-where, to do who-knows-what.
No doubt in my mind they are up to some type of heinous shenanigans and tomfoolery. Just look at the evil mustache the driver has fashioned and how can you trust someone that has named their craft "PROGRESSIVE".
The actual squirrel could be some kind of polysexual.... probably voted for some write in candidate. Might even live in Houston....scary.
 
   / Man Down -- Attacked by Squirrel #32  
It' not a boatload of squirrels, now is it? It looks to me like one squirrel and two of his evil, ne'er-do-well robot slaves on their merry way to who-knows-where, to do who-knows-what.
No doubt in my mind they are up to some type of heinous shenanigans and tomfoolery. Just look at the evil mustache the driver has fashioned and how can you trust someone that has named their craft "PROGRESSIVE".
The actual squirrel could be some kind of polysexual.... probably voted for some write in candidate. Might even live in Houston....scary.

It's Guido the squirrel, from s. fla. and his local contacts, bringing him in for a local hit on a guy who turned to cops for protection when the 'girlfriend' went krazy. I heard $15K for Guido to do the hit:laughing:
 
   / Man Down -- Attacked by Squirrel #34  
You didn't just call Guido.... gay, did you?
 
   / Man Down -- Attacked by Squirrel
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#35  
UH OH. :eek: I have a feeling that this isn't going to end well for Tom. Not at all well.

Steve
 
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   / Man Down -- Attacked by Squirrel #37  
Guido will do a two for the price of one special, since he's already in town.;)
 
   / Man Down -- Attacked by Squirrel #38  
   / Man Down -- Attacked by Squirrel #39  
Well whoever Guido is, if he likes two nuts he must be gay.

Guido says you're the one talking about nuts and gay guys?!:shocked:
 

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