Man Down -- Attacked by Squirrel

[smstonypoint]

He must be wearing his "beer goggles"

:laughing: That's a new one for me. I need to get out more often.

Steve

 

[k0ua]

:laughing: That's a new one for me. I need to get out more often.

Steve

yeah, with enough beer, they all look great!

Have you heard about "coyote ugly?".. That is where you would rather chew your arm off if it is trapped under her in the morning rather than risk waking her up and having to talk to her.

 

[smstonypoint]

yeah, with enough beer, they all look great!

Have you heard about "coyote ugly?".. That is where you would rather chew your arm off if it is trapped under her in the morning rather than risk waking her up and having to talk to her.

I have heard that one, along with "two bagger."

Steve

PS -- We are a bunch of sexist pigs.

 

[Coyote machine]

I have heard that one, along with "two bagger."



Steve

PS -- We are a bunch of sexist pigs.

Yeah, don't forget the homophobes too...

 

[Jim Shooz]

Maybe she's been relying on this: "Beer - Helping ugly people have sex since 1881"

 

[farmgirl19]

Guys! Y'all are being very tacky! Funny, but tacky, none the less.

 

[Pixguy]

This guy got battered cuz he wouldn't cuddle..... after drinking and it doesn't appear that there was any "lower" cuddling first. :knockout: Woman Busted For Attacking Live-In Boyfriend When He Refused To "Cuddle" In Bed | The Smoking Gun

 

[smstonypoint]

Maybe she's been relying on this: "Beer - Helping ugly people have sex since 1881"

Oh, much longer than that. From History of beer - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia:

Ale is one of the oldest beverages humans have produced, dating back to at least the 5th millennium BC and recorded in the written history of Ancient Egypt and Mesopotamia. As almost any cereal containing certain sugars can undergo spontaneous fermentation due to wild yeasts in the air, it is possible that beer-like beverages were independently developed throughout the world soon after a tribe or culture had domesticated cereal. Chemical tests of ancient pottery jars reveal that beer was produced about 7,000 years ago in what is today Iran, and was one of the first-known biological engineering tasks where the biological process of fermentation is used in a process. In Mesopotamia, the oldest evidence of beer is believed to be a 6,000-year-old Sumerian tablet depicting people drinking a beverage through reed straws from a communal bowl. A 3900-year-old Sumerian poem honouring Ninkasi, the patron goddess of brewing, contains the oldest surviving beer recipe, describing the production of beer from barley via bread.

How many people would be on earth today if beer had not been invented?

Steve

 

[Coyote machine]

...How many people would be on earth today if beer had not been invented?

Steve

I'm guessing just about the right number by now....

 

[lockhaven]

there is not enough beer brewed to cuddle with her, but then again she would force the issue me thinks