Pallets in fields

[dave1949]

Hey, Dave, here is another pix of the lovely Pipette, just for you.

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Candy Man.

 

[lucky llama]

The pallets in question look to be a good place to set a leg trap for coyotes.

 

[smstonypoint]

I can foresee someone who claims to know something about statistical analysis leveling criticisms of the Pallet Ley Line theories. Well, think about this: given the statistics of human fertility, those nay-sayers shouldn't even exist. Male poo-pooers who managed to beat the statistical odds of existence (or had diligent, hard-working parents), had a roughly 49% chance of being girls. How do they explain that?

PFFFFT!! This is so easy to dismiss that I can handle it myself.

Quod erat demonstrandum.

Emily

 

[lilranch2001]

Your corruption is unequivocal and permanent. :laughing:

It seems you missed my previous admonishment:
Some team members have one-track minds it seems. Please put aside your fixations and fantasies about the fairer half of the species and get back to work.

You were the ones who brought it up.....
And even within your own admonition post!

 

[dave1949]

PFFFFT!! This is so easy to dismiss that I can handle it myself.

Quod erat demonstrandum.

Emily

:laughing::thumbsup:

Dearest Emily,

The average "attempted fertility" by one man has 280 million "little swimmers." (The swimmers require between 5 and 68 minutes to reach the goal line--in case you wondered). Only one succeeds usually.

Ergo, to be you, meant a 1 in 280 million chance all else being perfect--the candle light, wine and roses, etc. Of course, to be someone else, the odds were much better, but you would not exist.

I rest my case. Pffffft.

Dr. Charles Lindemann's Lab: Sperm Facts

 

[dave1949]

The pallets in question look to be a good place to set a leg trap for coyotes.

Good point, they just might fool a coyote with a bag on its head.

 

[dave1949]

You were the ones who brought it up.....
And even within your own admonition post!

Sir, my fixations are focused like a laser. Fantasy does not apply in my case. Things that really happen are not classified as fantasy.

 

[blueriver]

Good point, they just might fool a coyote with a bag on its head.

Yes to snare the coyote .. Make a place for the coyote to stop and pee ..

 

[smstonypoint]

I rest my case. Pffffft.

You quoted my post before I had a chance to edit it by adding the final step of my proof. I thought I heard a frog croak and went to the door to check. So you can go and Pfffft yourself.

Here's a reprise of the second part of my proof.

Emily

 

[smstonypoint]

Sir, my fixations are focused like a laser. Fantasy does not apply in my case. Things that really happen are not classified as fantasy.

You are going to have to excuse Dave -- he has really weird fantasies. He's still upset about the squirrel costume thing. Here's a picture of the costume he ordered for me. Would you want to see your GF dressed up in one of those outfits?

Briquette

 

[dave1949]

You quoted my post before I had a chance to edit it by adding the final step of my proof. I thought I heard a frog croak and went to the door to check. So you can go and Pfffft yourself.

Here's a reprise of the second part of my proof.

Emily

Dearest Emily,

I freely and gratefully admit that I do not read mathematical proofs to young women. However a proof requiring edits, addenda or multiple parts sounds very suspect, less than elegant at the very least.

1+2+3...=-1/12 is an assertion, not a proof--other than that people have too much time on their hands.

 

[blueriver]

You are going to have to excuse Dave -- he has really weird fantasies. He's still upset about the squirrel costume thing. Here's a picture of the costume he ordered for me. Briquette

!!!! Just may be one of the top ten posts in this thread.

 

[dave1949]

You are going to have to excuse Dave -- he has really weird fantasies. He's still upset about the squirrel costume thing. Here's a picture of the costume he ordered for me. Would you want to see your GF dressed up in one of those outfits?

Briquette

Satan, Get thee behind me.

 

[lilranch2001]

We all need to quit picking on the preeminent TBN East Coast Progressive

 

[smstonypoint]

Satan, Get thee behind me.

That's what she said.

Steve

 

[dave1949]

That's what she said.

Steve

I figured. What else would those horns be for?

 

[TomSeller]

Okay we are nearing rock bottom here. Back to science please.

 

[dave1949]

Okay we are nearing rock bottom here. Back to science please.

Not one scientific comment on my Pallet Ley Lines Theory. I've been sciencing.

 

[stuckmotor]

I figured. What else would those horns be for?

I think those are ears.

 

[RobertBrown]

If that is Briquette.... I would like to invite her to clmb my tree at her earliest oppourtunity.
It's an experiment.....