Today's newspaper "Ask Amy" column....

[J F]

(ya got pics?)

 

[sseelhoff]

(ya got pics?)

 

[J F]

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:laughing:

 

[MossRoad]

Sorry fellas, but most women find dirty hands (especially dirty fingernails) pawing at them quite the turn-off. Washing your hands, using a good cleaner like Go-Jo with pumice, and a good brush to get under your finger nails clean before a date shows you at least take the time to clean yourself and that you respect your woman. Get those cow turds out from under your nails boys. :duh:

 

[MacLawn]

Grease ain't so easy to get out sometimes. I shake the hands of women in church often who have hands so hard and rough they put many men to shame. Clean, but hands that know hard work. That kind of person has my respect. Office work, etc. can be even harder and more tiring, I've done both, but there's still nothing like getting ye hands good and dirty with a day's good hard work. Clean ye hands boys, but don't be ashamed ye got em dirty.

 

[bcp]

Wear gloves more often.



Bruce

 

[whistlepig]

She needs to find a pig farmer.

 

[2LaneCruzer]

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Whoo Hoo Hoo! Bet that goes good with your Bikini Wax!

 

[whistlepig]

If it makes JF happy what more could we ask?

 

[bilrus61]

Just use the same trick women do, paint your nails. That way you can't see they have dirty nails. Paint 'em "natural" and your nails look just as clean as the women even though they are just as dirty.