I love you too honey

[MinnesotaDaveChalmers]

I heard this one .... "Today I celebrate one year of not speaking to the wife ... I hate to interrupt!!"

Bwahahahahahahah!!!

 

[weedpharma]

Man gets home and says to his wife "Get me a beer before it starts". She does and he sits down in front of the TV.
He finishes the beer and turns to his wife and says "Get me a beer before it starts". She does and he returns to his TV.
When he finishes that beer he turns to his wife and says "Get me a beer before it starts."
She get into rage and says "All You do is sit in front of the TV and drink, you no good lazy ......."
The man "It's started...."

Weedpharma

 

[weedpharma]

This condition is known as Selective Deafness

I thought it was called "marriage"

Weedpharma

 

[aginn]

Now guys, you must listen to your beloved.
When my wife said "you need a new tractor" we grabbed the dog, got in the truck, and went shopping. Always listen to the little woman!

 

[dragoneggs]

I wonder if that part of our hearing gets worn out from too much use??

Good point!

 

[dragoneggs]

Quote Originally Posted by Jim in ICT View Post



I use the extra 5 minutes and 45 seconds to walk out to the shop, unlock it, turn on the lights, open the doors, grab a cold beer, and start contemplating which project to start thinking about!:cool2: 445A

Amen!

 

[xtn]

I try to always listen to my wife. But holy crap she is bad at saying anything.

I listen, and I listen, and I listen. Then, by the time I finally ask her to get around to the point, she's forgotten what the point was. Then a few days later she'll be agitated that I didn't listen to something she told me. I'll get agitated because I know I did listen, and in all the talking she did, I know she never told me the thing that she thinks she told me. I point out that she discussed A, B, C and D, (see, I did listen) but never mentioned E. She'll get mad and tell me I should have inferred E, and that the reason I didn't infer E is because of my poor communication skills.

Yeah, I'm the one with poor communication skills. Right.

 

[katoomed00]

Yelling is one thing but MAD is another.
Mine got pissed because I used OUR shiny NEW tractor and grapple to assist a friend load logs into a trailer and didn't charge him. She took pictures of the tractor, asked me several questions about it. Then POSTED it on Craigslist for sale and didn't tell me anything about it. I just happen spot it one evening, then guess who got MAD and started yelling, LOL

 

[Utopia Texas]

The women in my family can talk for five minutes and never use a noun in any sentences.
I generally have no idea what they are trying to tell me but appear to understand each other quite well.

 

[TomSeller]

Now guys, you must listen to your beloved.
When my wife said "you need a new tractor" we grabbed the dog, got in the truck, and went shopping. Always listen to the little woman!

Some of us would be waiting a LONG TIME to hear her say that. You are a lucky guy.