NorTracNY
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I would agree with woodchuck, but did you see it chuck any of your wood?
What animal is this?
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k0ua
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I have always wanted to know, how much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
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I have always wanted to know, how much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
Similarly, I've always wanted to know how much pine would a porcupine pork, if a porcupine porked pine?
(maybe they do, they're probable turned on by a short needle spruce)
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Most definitely a groundhog!
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Actually my wife is a dental hygienist. I asked the same question on Facebook but no one knew exactly. But she got razed quite a bit about working for Walter Palmer!!
I have always wanted to know, how much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
A woodchuck would chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood.
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Well... NOW we know!:laughing:
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I have always wanted to know, how much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
A thorough review of the scientific literature reveals the following information.
If "chuck" is taken to mean "toss," a woodchuck could chuck an estimated 700 pounds on a good day according to https://news.google.com/newspapers?id=4EJYAAAAIBAJ&sjid=3PkDAAAAIBAJ&pg=5930,1215252&dq=how-much-wood-would-a-woodchuck-chuck+pounds&hl=en.
If "chuck" is taken to mean the opposite of "upchuck," a woodchuck could chuck an estimated 361 cubic centimeters of wood per day according to How Much Wood Would a Woodchuck Chuck ? Exactly? - Popular Woodworking Magazine.
I would offer a critique of these studies, but I am busy refining my estimate of the air speed velocity of a fully-laden swallow.
Steve
