Funny Hunting Stories, Let's hear yours.

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We were hunting one day and a city guy we knew well was taking the dogs through the woods. He was carrying a rem. 243 semi auto and he loved to shoot that thing. I heard him shoot 3 or 4 times and watched real close in case he sent something my way. He came out of the woods at my stand and i just said "OK where is the deer?" He said I didn't shoot any deer that big oak was full of buzzards and I walked right up under the tree and they just sat there looking at me so I started shooting buzzards. They started pukeing all around me and then I started pukeing, *#@&**^^ buzzards I never smelled anything that bad in all my life. He had said all of this as he walked up and as I saw how green his face was I believed every word. That was his last buzzard hunt as far as I know, wonder what buzzard puke smells like..... No I don't even want to think about it. Ed
 
   / Funny Hunting Stories, Let's hear yours. #42  
We were hunting one day and a city guy we knew well was taking the dogs through the woods. He was carrying a rem. 243 semi auto and he loved to shoot that thing. I heard him shoot 3 or 4 times and watched real close in case he sent something my way. He came out of the woods at my stand and i just said "OK where is the deer?" He said I didn't shoot any deer that big oak was full of buzzards and I walked right up under the tree and they just sat there looking at me so I started shooting buzzards. They started pukeing all around me and then I started pukeing, *#@&**^^ buzzards I never smelled anything that bad in all my life. He had said all of this as he walked up and as I saw how green his face was I believed every word. That was his last buzzard hunt as far as I know, wonder what buzzard puke smells like..... No I don't even want to think about it. Ed

Not to mention shooting buzzards is illegal. What was his expected result? He probably didn't think that far ahead.
 
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Not to mention shooting buzzards is illegal. What was his expected result? He probably didn't think that far ahead.

No, when you think of this guy you don't just think to yourself, "Now there goes a thinker." Ed
 
   / Funny Hunting Stories, Let's hear yours. #45  
No, when you think of this guy you don't just think to yourself, "Now there goes a thinker." Ed

Yep. Deep thinker. Shooting a rifle over his head close enough for the buzzards to scat on him says the rounds were landing somewhat close by which is better than far away. :rolleyes:

Later,
Dan
 
   / Funny Hunting Stories, Let's hear yours. #46  
Yep. Deep thinker. Shooting a rifle over his head close enough for the buzzards to scat on him says the rounds were landing somewhat close by which is better than far away. :rolleyes:

Later,
Dan

he would have yelped if one of those projectiles had come down on his "punkin head" Of course the sound it would have made if it had hit him in the head would have been kind of a hollow thump.:)
 
   / Funny Hunting Stories, Let's hear yours. #47  
he would have yelped if one of those projectiles had come down on his "punkin head" Of course the sound it would have made if it had hit him in the head would have been kind of a hollow thump.:)

Well, it could have been a very solid thump, rock hard that is. :laughing::laughing::laughing:

Vultures do stink. Our public pool had a problem with them landing after hours and pooping on everything. REALLY disgusting. It took some time to get approvals, but eventually the pool was able to kill a few vultures. They dead vultures were hung up which kept the live birds away. Kinda freaky the first time I saw it! :shocked::eek::laughing::laughing::laughing: But it worked.

A deer got hit by a car in town this week. Right in someones yard it was and there was huge mass of vultures cleaning up the deer. Took them about a 24 hours to make the deer disappear.

Still stunk though. :D:D:D

Later,
Dan
 
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Well, it could have been a very solid thump, rock hard that is. :laughing::laughing::laughing:

Vultures do stink. Our public pool had a problem with them landing after hours and pooping on everything. REALLY disgusting. It took some time to get approvals, but eventually the pool was able to kill a few vultures. They dead vultures were hung up which kept the live birds away. Kinda freaky the first time I saw it! :shocked::eek::laughing::laughing::laughing: But it worked.

A deer got hit by a car in town this week. Right in someones yard it was and there was huge mass of vultures cleaning up the deer. Took them about a 24 hours to make the deer disappear.

Still stunk though. :D:D:D

Later,
Dan

In the town of Columbia Va the Buzzards started roosting in a big tree about 50 yards behind some houses. They came there every night and In a couple years the droppings killed everything there, even the tree. It was just bare ground, except for the buzzard droppings. One if the people that lived in the houses started shooting his gun every night to scare them away but the next night they were back. The town people finely waded through the droppings and cut the tree and they never came back. It worked but that is one job I would not have wanted. Ed
 
   / Funny Hunting Stories, Let's hear yours. #49  
Well, not sure if it is real funny story but most folks get a little laugh out it. My son had been begging for a couple of years to take him bow hunting for deer. I taught him to shoot at a few years earlier and he had become a proficient shot with a bow. I set us up for a hunt on a friends property in some prime Kansas deer territory. I kept telling my son you can hunt for years and not get a buck with a bow (I have been bow hunting for 15 years with bows and have only a few bucks and one 8 pointer to my credit) but we may have a shot at a few does but that was not guaranteed. Opening morning, I drive to about 100 yards from the double tree stand, get him settled in and harnessed, told him to just sit still and I would be back in 15 min after I move the truck to the end of the field, he asked if he saw a deer could he shoot it, I told him sure, if it has bunch of antlers, you can shoot it, but I warned him that no deer would be around for a while since we were still moving around the area. It was just breaking daylight as I started walking back, as I started to climb the stand, he looked over and asked if he could come down, I thought, great, he only spend 15 min in the stand and wants to go home. I told him sure, but if we are going to be serious and hunt we need to get in the stand and stay for a while. He looked at me stated, you told me if shot a buck we are done for the season, well I shot one over by the edge of the field. I told him that was not a funny joke and we need to get back in the stand. He said I will show you where I shot him, so I told him OK, show me. We walked about 30 yards along the edged of the woods, and to my astonishment, there lay a 11 point buck dead a a door knob, arrow sticking out the base of his neck, hit cleanly in the spine. I am speechless, my son looks at me and said, can we go again next year this is a lot easier than duck hunting.:rolleyes:
 
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   / Funny Hunting Stories, Let's hear yours. #50  
Well, not sure if it is real funny story but most folks get a little laugh out it. My son had been begging for a couple of years to take him bow hunting for deer. I taught him to shoot at a few years earlier and he had become a proficient shot with a bow. I set us up for a hunt on a friends property in some prime Kansas deer territory. I kept telling my son you can hunt for years and not get a buck with a bow (I have been bow hunting for 15 years with bows and have only a few bucks and one 8 pointer to my credit) but we may have shot at a few does but that was not guaranteed. Opening morning, I drive to about 100 yards from the double tree stand, get him settled in and harnessed, told him to just sit still and I would be back in 15 min after I move the truck to the end of the field, he asked if he saw a deer could he shoot it, I told him sure, if it has bunch of antlers, you can shoot it, but I warned him that no deer would be around for a while since we were still moving around the area. It was just breaking daylight as I started walking back, as I started to climb the stand, he looked over and asked if he could come down, I thought, great, he only spend 15 min in the stand and wants to go home. I told him sure, but if we are going to be serious and hunt we need to get in the stand and stay for a while. He looked at me stated, you told me if shot a buck we are done for the season, well I shot one over by the edge of the field. I told him that was not a funny joke and we need to get back in the stand. He said I will show you where I shot him, so I told him OK, show me. We walked about 30 yards along the edged of the woods, and to my astonishment, there lay a 11 point buck dead a a door knob, arrow sticking out the base of his neck, hit cleanly in the spine. I am speechless, my looks at me and said, can we go again next year this is a lot easier than duck hunting.:rolleyes:

I got a laugh out of it!:thumbsup:
 

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