Rural living is great for privacy, or is it?

[Alien]

Wife and I considered buying one of these signs. It fits our personality

We had some JW's show up to our house right after we moved in. Not sure what the significance of my question. Never got an answer from them so I made me more curious of what the answer is.

We had one of there temples, churches, not sure what they call it near where I used to live. Building was put up with out windows. Then started noticing that most of there buildings were the same way. No windows

So when they showed up and started there spiel, I asked why there church didn't have any windows?

They handed me there pamphlet, turned on there heals and left. Never been able to get an answer to my question But then, they never once came back either

Best sign yet! Can we change Beer to Burbon or Drambuie?

 

[Dftodd]

Why Do Jehovah痴 Witness Kingdom Halls Not Have Windows? 4Witness

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Thanks for the explanation. I just thought it odd that when I asked them why no windows, they bailed. No explanation, nothing else said. Just handed me there pamphlet and took off didn't think I was that scary

 

[Wagtail]

Best sign yet! Can we change Beer to Burbon or Drambuie?

I agree on that sign. :thumbsup:

It reminds me of a t-shirt I saw, in Kings Cross, that I regret not purchasing at the time:

"I FOUND JESUS!

He was behind the couch all along."

 

[Industrial Toys]

Not possibly in between the cushions, with the lost remote and bits of popcorn?

 

[oosik]

I don't sit on the couch any more. Last time, the remote dropped between the cushions and I almost couldn't get it. Our couch is also a fold-out bed and the remote went to a place where no man had gone before. The dog thought I was playing a game and got up there and started digging too. He just couldn't understand why I didn't need his help.

 

[jerrybob]

A chalk outline of a human body on the sidewalk, and a few copies of The Watchtower scattered around...will get rid of most JW's.

 

[kcflhrc]

You would think that the simple Private Property No Trespassing sign would be adequate. But I still have idiots driving up my driveway. A gate isn't really a good solution if you want packages and propane delivered. Meter readers need access too as well as the local hooker.

 

[Ford850]

I had an issue with JW stopping often, but that was several years ago. They talked to me the first time, and I politely cut the conversation short. Then they returned many times afterwards and my wife asked them to leave, please don't return, etc. Each time it escalated into a more direct and less polite message to them from my wife. The last couple times she asked them to leave they became rude and said they had to hear it from me. I was home when they stopped the next time. I asked them politely to leave and not return. They ignored me and started preaching. I raised my voice and shouted at them that I don't show up at their house preaching my beliefs and I would appreciate it if they returned the favor. Apparently I have been removed from their list since no one has been back since.

 

[ovrszd]

Not possibly in between the cushions, with the lost remote and bits of popcorn?

Just noticed your Avatar. Makes me cold just looking at it!!!!!

 

[Industrial Toys]

Terrible here! Had everything nicely cleaned up. Left the wood shed open to dry out, and when I got up yesterday, it was storming, interior of woodshed plastered with snow and everything else buried once again!

Not meaning to bash the JWs. Dated one for a while, and then the crap hit the fan when the Elders found out. Sent her to another city!

As for our JW neighbors. One day, their young son, just walked into our house, like he lived there. Maybe that's just something they teach early.