Death by Chainsaw

   / Death by Chainsaw #1  

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   / Death by Chainsaw #2  
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I suppose the engine could malfunction at WOT and shatter the engine case which might cause a fuel fire. I would expect that to be a "soft" explosion but could catch the operator on fire??

As to killing yourself with a chainsaw, I guess if you are disillusioned enough to kill someone with an axe, killing yourself with a chainsaw might seem plausible?
 
   / Death by Chainsaw #4  
why in the D@mn He11 would you use a chainsaw to kill yourself??? thats the worst possible thing.
 
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why in the D@mn He11 would you use a chainsaw to kill yourself??? thats the worst possible thing.

I agree. But why use an axe to kill your wife?
 
   / Death by Chainsaw #6  
I agree. But why use an axe to kill your wife?

maybe she needed to be..axed? or the complete satisfaction of sinking a sharp blade into her? not sure what I would use, should the time come..
 
   / Death by Chainsaw #8  
It's Sunday Morning. You people should be in church praying for such misguided persons.:laughing:
 
   / Death by Chainsaw #9  
maybe she needed to be..axed? or the complete satisfaction of sinking a sharp blade into her? not sure what I would use, should the time come..

Bad joke
 
   / Death by Chainsaw #10  
Are we going to need background checks to purchase chainsaws and axes?
 

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