Do we not have a rocket forum? We find out Saturday if the Earth is flat I guess.

   / Do we not have a rocket forum? We find out Saturday if the Earth is flat I guess. #91  
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   / Do we not have a rocket forum? We find out Saturday if the Earth is flat I guess. #92  
The sun is below the flat earth and the moon is above it. That’s why it makes a round shadow.
 
   / Do we not have a rocket forum? We find out Saturday if the Earth is flat I guess. #93  
How does the sun shine on the moon?
 
   / Do we not have a rocket forum? We find out Saturday if the Earth is flat I guess. #94  
How does the sun shine on the moon?

The sun is right at the edge so it’s dark on the top side of earth but still hits the moon.
 
   / Do we not have a rocket forum? We find out Saturday if the Earth is flat I guess. #95  
Why do I sometimes see both the sun and moon in the sky at the same time?
 
   / Do we not have a rocket forum? We find out Saturday if the Earth is flat I guess. #96  
The sun isn’t under the earth all the time. Just in case it wasn’t clear I’m having fun making up stupid answers for the flat earthers.
 
   / Do we not have a rocket forum? We find out Saturday if the Earth is flat I guess. #97  
I thought flat earthers believed the sun went in circles always above the earth, but shining down like a spotlight creating night and day.
 
   / Do we not have a rocket forum? We find out Saturday if the Earth is flat I guess. #98  
Their example of daylight and darkness was terrible. Maybe the whole top side of the earth is light at once and the sun goes under the earth at night. After all you’ve never been one both sides of the earth at once to prove it’s light and dark.
 
   / Do we not have a rocket forum? We find out Saturday if the Earth is flat I guess. #99  
I thought flat earthers believed the sun went in circles always above the earth, but shining down like a spotlight creating night and day.

That is what they believe, but even if you’re dumb enough to believe the sun is like a spotlight it still doesn’t explain the moon. That’s why I made up the better theory above. Someone can get me my astronomer award now.
 
   / Do we not have a rocket forum? We find out Saturday if the Earth is flat I guess. #100  
Why do you, in the Northern Hemisphere, see the "Big Dipper" constellation and the North Star whilst I, in the Southern Hemisphere, can't see them?

Why do I, in the Southern Hemisphere, see the "Southern Cross" constellation and you North Hemispherical residents cannot?

AND, at the same time, you see the constellation "Orion" standing on his feet whereas I see him doing a hand-stand?!?

:scratchchin:
 

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