My guess is that perhaps I've got the throttle linkage hooked up wrong (throttle is the vertical rod in the back, with the little spring next to it / on it; the vertical rod in the front is for the choke, I'm pretty sure - the front rod actuates a butterfly in the front of the carb closest to the air intake and the back rod actuates a butterfly at the rear of the carb where the mixture exits to the engine intake manifold), or that one adjustment screw way off.