New pickup

[k0ua]

The Norwegians probably DO have a use. Likewise, it's probably not fit for print. Uff da

That reminds me of a Lena and Ole joke..... no, wait, this site is rated G.

 

[George2615]

That reminds me of a Lena and Ole joke..... no, wait, this site is rated G.

You wouldn't know that by the replies in some other threads.

 

[k0ua]

That reminds me of a Lena and Ole joke..... no, wait, this site is rated G.

Ole and Lena's Pizzeria

 

[k0ua]

OLE AND SVEN were on their very first train ride. They had brought along bananas for lunch. Just as they began to peel them, the train entered a long, dark tunnel.

"Have you eaten your banana yet?" Ole asked excitedly.

"No, " replied Sven.

"Well don't touch it," Ole exclaimed, "I just took one bite and went blind!"

I figured we could tell jokes until that power wagon showed up...

 

[Ford850]

I thought his name was Richard and oosik was just a play on his name.

 

[oosik]

Ford850 - - Oh, now that is DEEP. Ha,ha,ha

 

[Sawyer Rob]

SR - I was in AK from 1960 to 1982. 1960 - 1965 - summer employment while getting my bachelors degree. 1965 -1982 as Director of Environmental Health, Anchorage.

Where were you and doing what, when in AK?

I lived in Alaska for 25 years, I first was in Cordova and then lived on the Kenai Peninsula, but I spent a lot of time hunting all over the state...

SR

 

[Sawyer Rob]

Ole and Sven are neighbors in Minnesota. Ole is in need of a new milk cow. He hears about a nice one for sale over the border in Wisconsin. He drives over to Wisconsin, looks at the cow, and reaches under to see if she gives milk. When he grabs the teat and pulls, the cow farts. Ole is very surprised, looks at the farmer who is selling the cow, and reaches under the cow to try again. He grabs another teat, pulls, and the cow farts again. Milk does come out, however, so after some discussion, Ole decides to buy the cow anyway and take it home. He calls over his neighbor, Sven, and says, "Come here and look at dis new cow I yust
bought. Pull her teat and see vat happens dere." Sven reaches under and pulls; the cow farts. Sven looks at Ole and says, "You bought dis cow over dere in Visconsin, yah?" Ole is very surprised and says, "Yah, dats right, how did you know dat?" Sven says, "My vife is from Visconsin!"

SR

 

[oosik]

Started a new post - "The TACO WAGON has arrived". Rural Living. This one became way too long.

 

[Doofy]

Started a new post - "The TACO WAGON has arrived". Rural Living. This one became way too long.

oosik, Enjoy that Beast!