Reminded me of one of the guy I worked with before I retired. Lived in a sub division and his neighbor bought a gas powered JD utility tractor so not to be outdone he went and bought a JD diesel compact and got all the 'attachments', most of which just took up space in his garage. I remember him crabbing about how difficult it was to mount and dismount the mower and how the backhoe was a PITA as well. Probably still has it and probably mows his sub division lawn with a push mower now.
I look at tractors as tools to perform a task, in my case farming. Not toys and not purchased to be 'one up' in a neighbor. In fact on the tractor scale, I'm towards the bottom but what I run does the job for me. Besides, they are paid for. Big plus with me. Bolsters my bottom line.