Life's Embarrassing Moments

[Doofy]

First time in a brand new church, during the prayer, my son stands up in the pew and very loudly and clearly sings the "I See Your Hiney, So Bright and Shiney" song! :duh:

 

[buckeyefarmer]

Never heard of it.

 

[Doofy]

Never heard of it.

I can't sing but there are lots of youtube renditions.

 

[goeduck]

So was there someone showing off their hiney in church? Or did he just want to bust out a song?

 

[Doofy]

So was there someone showing off their hiney in church? Or did he just want to bust out a song?

Just felt like singing, I guess. Must have thought it was to quiet.

 

[Deere Dude]

Last week I was an usher with our 250 member church and standing out in the foyer or lobby. I made sure my cell phone ringer was down or off as did everyone else. I got to the last song and decided to turn it back to normal because I seldom get calls anyway, especially Sunday AM. The last song was sung and the final prayer began.

Quiet as a church mouse then all of a sudden, "BaBa Bad to the Bone, BaBa Bad to the Bone,BaBa Bad to the Bone," and I dug it out of my pocket but hit the wrong button and it just kept on going, so it was a mad dash out the front door. Wife was inside and she said a lot of people craned their neck to see what was going on while chuckling.

 

[oosik]

Many years ago we traveled back to Nebraska to visit some of my wife's relatives. They gave my seven year old son a bright red T-shirt with a big white "N" on the front. He wore this T-shirt to our first big "gathering of the clan" in Nebraska. One of the relatives asked - "What does the big "N" mean?"

Without missing a beat - his reply - "It's for the Nebraska Niggers". You could have heard a mouse urinating on a cotton ball.

That bright red T-shirt hit the garbage as soon as we got back to Alaska.

 

[jaydee325]

Funny, but what does this have to do with LS Tractors?:confused3:

 

[oosik]

Funny, but what does this have to do with LS Tractors?:confused3:

. AH - Doofy owns an LS tractor. Nuff for me.......

 

[sodamo]

. AH - Doofy owns an LS tractor. Nuff for me.......

Reason enough