What is your favorite Quote or Saying?

[robertm]

One favorite and common response of mine I pirated from somewhere, but offer to friends or family when asked if I think I can hit a target with a certain weapon is “Well, I once split the hair on a gnats arse sitting on a poppyseed roll in a dense fog at 300 yards, but this may take some concentration”.

 

[2LaneCruzer]

Is that like the coach of the always losing team that got sick of the other winning teams flaunting their win... yelling as they ran off the field, so he changed the name of his team name to 徹ff Daily?

Now he smiles after he loses every game because the winners run off yelling 展e beat.... Well, you get the picture.

:laughing::laughing::laughing:

 

[Redneck in training]

You can't run from yourself. When you arrive you will be right there.

 

[2LaneCruzer]

Be thankful we're not getting all the government we're paying for.

Will Rogers

 

[2LaneCruzer]

"A mind is a terrible thing to waste". Advertisement for United Negro College Fund.

 

[lilranch2001]

"A mind is a terrible thing to waste". Advertisement for United Negro College Fund.

I see a lot of breastcicles that I feel the same about!

 

[Doofy]

"Cold enough to freeze the balls off a pool table"

And it is, -42 this morning.

 

[2LaneCruzer]

I see a lot of breastcicles that I feel the same about!

I don't have HBO, and lost my subscription to Playboy, but I know they are out there, even though I don't get to see them.

 

[Doofy]

I don't have HBO, and lost my subscription to Playboy, but I know they are out there, even though I don't get to see them.

...lurking everywhere! heh heh

 

[Howling]

I don't have HBO, and lost my subscription to Playboy, but I know they are out there, even though I don't get to see them.

They tend to come in pairs...

Seen one pair of breasts. Now want to see all the rest.

And for the married guys: Even though you are on a diet you can still read the menu.