A couple from The Cheyenne Social Club with Jimmy Stewart. The whole film was a gas!!!
John O'Hanlan:
I never knew you were married.
Harley Sullivan:
Well, John, it ain't something I like to talk about, but I was married once. And once is enough for any man. You can't smoke, chew, dip, drink, scratch in the parlor, or cuss. When you leave the house, they ask you where'd you go. And when you come home, they ask you where have you been. And right now with you, it is just like when I was married.
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John O'Hanlan:
Well, how much money does he need to get her liver fixed?
Jenny:
Five hundred dollars.
John O'Hanlan:
Five hundred dollars for a liver?
Jenny:
That's what the big doctor in Chicago charges. And he's got all kinds of fancy letters in back of his name.
John O'Hanlan:
I don't care what's in back of his name! Five hundred dollars - that's more than you have to pay for a good horse!
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Harley Sullivan:
I've never know it before, John, but a good gunfight sure makes a man hungry.
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John O'Hanlan:
I suppose you've come to see me about that little thing last night.
Marshal Anderson:
That wasn't any little thing you did, O'Hanlan. That was a Bannister you shot. I've been wanting to do it for years.
John O'Hanlan:
Well, how much time do I have?
Marshal Anderson:
Oh, three days at the most. They live quite a ways out of town. But trouble rides a fast horse!