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   / Customer ... Service??? #31  
Gee wiz I also cant stand those stinking menu options, just get me a live person!!!!!!!! Wheres that option, what number do I push before I thow the phone across the room......
The talking computers are the worst, it seems like they intentionally make the voice as ingrationating as they can. Then the darned things don't understand English, so I start pounding on the keypad. My last comment is generally ":censored:ing computers!"
Then I remember my poor dog who is behaving himself on his bed but thinking it's him I'm yelling at, since we are the only two in the room.
I often wish that somebody would monitor that part of the call "for quality and training purposes."
 
   / Customer ... Service??? #32  
The talking computers are the worst, it seems like they intentionally make the voice as ingrationating as they can. Then the darned things don't understand English, so I start pounding on the keypad. My last comment is generally ":censored:ing computers!"
Then I remember my poor dog who is behaving himself on his bed but thinking it's him I'm yelling at, since we are the only two in the room.
I often wish that somebody would monitor that part of the call "for quality and training purposes."
Me to:thumbsup:
 
   / Customer ... Service??? #33  
OK, here is the thing with voice menu systems. AND if you want to blame me for some of it, go ahead. I installed and programmed a lot of them "back in the day"

The thing is, they CAN solve a lot of "nuisance calls", which if the truth was told, A lot if not MOST of our calls to a business fall in to this category. They can free up personnel, and personal are what costs money. Salary, health insurance, sick days, maternity leave, etc. People cost money, and a lot of it. Machines may seem high to purchase, but once purchased and installed, most of them operate pretty cheap afterwords. Seeing how most things now-a-days run on standard servers, which you provide and are just software applications, they are easy to fix and replace if something happens to them.

Those calls that cannot be solved by a machine are routed to a ACD(Automatic Call Distributor), and yes, I set up a lot of those too. These are the pool of "trained" operators, standing by. The ACD makes sure it is working the operators at full capacity ALL of the time. No sitting around picking of noses or looking at their nails. They are full bore all of the time, and I would set up the automatic reports and if necessary translate those reports manually to the owners of the business or sell then another piece of software to run on a PC to make the reports into a format that the wanted and could understand.

Reports are to make sure that they don't have too many "agents" in the ACD group, (wasting money)or not enough (pixxing off customers) and that each "agent" is pulling his or her weight.

SO, get out your knives and call me dirty names or send cruise missiles my way. I am (was) the cause of more than a few of these system sold, installed, and maintained.

Of course a lot of this is "old hat" and more sophisticated self service systems are web based, and not so much voiced/phone based. IF possible you should never call customer service if their web based customer self service will do the job.

What is REALLY maddening is for me to call one of the systems that might still be in operation that I actually put in place. NOW that really pixxes me off. Of course that is happening less and less. My actual voice was on many of these systems, but I run into it less and less as the years go by.
Ok will someone get the rope, tar and feathers no thats to good for him lets run him over first, a 100 times then hang him!!!!!!!!!!! :mad::smiley_aafz::hissyfit::punch::fiery::thumbsdown::muttering:
 
   / Customer ... Service??? #34  
Many of these systems I installed ran on Nortel (Northern Telecom) equipment. But then Nortel finally gave up and went bust in 2009 and the pieces were bought out by Avaya. Nortel had the Meridian Mail and then later the CallPilot systems with their own ACD built into the software of the PBX.

Later on I installed several of the Avaya IP Office systems with their server based systems, and perhaps a few remain with my voice still on some of the more complicated menu trees.
 
   / Customer ... Service??? #35  
Ok will someone get the rope, tar and feathers no thats to good for him lets run him over first, a 100 times then hang him!!!!!!!!!!! :mad::smiley_aafz::hissyfit::punch::fiery::thumbsdown::muttering:

Yeah. I thought there might be some missiles coming my way. Do you need the coordinates.? :laughing:
 
   / Customer ... Service??? #36  
Ok will someone get the rope, tar and feathers no thats to good for him lets run him over first, a 100 times then hang him!!!!!!!!!!! :mad::smiley_aafz::hissyfit::punch::fiery::thumbsdown::muttering:

I think that he needs to be dragged behind a John Deere- No wait, a Kubota, preferably Mary Kay pink. And geared of course, not Hydro.
 
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#37  
The talking computers are the worst, it seems like they intentionally make the voice as ingrationating as they can.

'I'm sorry, I didn't understand that. Maybe we can try it another way'.

'Just what do you think you're doing, Dave?

Dave, I really think I'm entitled to an answer to that question ... '
 
   / Customer ... Service??? #38  
To me, the worst part is how SLOW they talk. Retrieving my messages from BELL is painful. First option should be, how fast they prompts come. Maybe 1-25 speed selection. Fastest lke an auctioneer!

Bid ten bucks on a couple of Nortel voicemail sytems to go on my Nortel CICS, yesterday, to get rid of BELL. Missed out. I could have gone higher and got them, but programming those things is (for me) beyond complicated. AND, if you don't do it right, you could be the victim of fraud. People redirecting cheap long distance through your lines, havinggained access by VM. Customer of mine was on the hook for 20,000 over the course of a weekend! Installer probably left PW at default!
 
   / Customer ... Service???
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#39  
Reports are to make sure that they don't have too many "agents" in the ACD group, (wasting money)or not enough (pixxing off customers) and that each "agent" is pulling his or her weight.

Those are the 'too big' companies that make me want to deal with small, local, family owned businesses.

Many of these systems I installed ran on Nortel (Northern Telecom) equipment.

I installed Nortel, Vodavi and a few others. I installed Voice Mail systems. I refused to install Auto Attendants.
 

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