Is there any food you do not like?

   / Is there any food you do not like? #61  
I don't eat food that is mostly broth based...I'm souperstitious....!
 
   / Is there any food you do not like? #62  
I met a panhandler with a sign that said "will work for food"...I took him to the store and bought him a coconut...!
 
   / Is there any food you do not like? #63  
Just finishing up my tuna fish sandwich when my wife asked..."What happened to the cat food I had in the refrigerator"?...!
 
   / Is there any food you do not like? #64  
Just finishing up my tuna fish sandwich when my wife asked..."What happened to the cat food I had in the refrigerator"?...!

Yep cat food unless you buy solid albacore.
 
   / Is there any food you do not like? #65  
how about fast food ?

Yeah, I heard that joke. It goes like this:

A snail, driving a sports car with a big "S" on the hood, pulled into a filling station and filled it up with premium. When he pulled out, he burned rubber all the way around the block, and when he passed the station again, the attendant exclaimed:

"Man, look as that S car go!"

Ba-dump!
 
   / Is there any food you do not like? #66  
A snail get beat up by a gang of turtles.The cops ask if he got a description. The snail says no it all happened so quick!...!
 
   / Is there any food you do not like? #67  
Okra is slimy, oysters...elephant boogers
 
   / Is there any food you do not like? #68  
Tripe, can't stand tripe.
 
   / Is there any food you do not like? #69  
Boogers
 
   / Is there any food you do not like? #70  
I met a panhandler with a sign that said "will work for food"...I took him to the store and bought him a coconut...!

Now that there is funny
 

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