New way to catch a mouse.
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NorTracNY
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Should all of my non-native honeybees also be killed? They are just stealing all of your nectar and pollen from your blossoms! How about you get rid of the non-native emerald ash bores and I'll then take care of the cats?
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Rats for Cats for Hats
There once was a fellow that wanted cat fur to make hats, to replace expensive mink and chinchilla. So he started a cat ranch.
He quickly found that cat food was expensive ... so he started a rat ranch next door and planned to feed the rats to the cats. Now what do you feed the rats?
The cats! (after being relieved of their fur coats.). So, feed the rats to the cats and the cats to the rats to get hats. A sort of perpetual motion machine.
Sick huh?
There once was a fellow that wanted cat fur to make hats, to replace expensive mink and chinchilla. So he started a cat ranch.
He quickly found that cat food was expensive ... so he started a rat ranch next door and planned to feed the rats to the cats. Now what do you feed the rats?
The cats! (after being relieved of their fur coats.). So, feed the rats to the cats and the cats to the rats to get hats. A sort of perpetual motion machine.
Sick huh?
lilranch2001
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LOL, yoall a bunch of sick mo foes
Birdhunter1
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My wife yelled at the two cats we have one day when a mouse was found in the house, grabbed their feed bowls, yelled at them some more, and went inside.
My wife is beautiful and eloquent but she lets loose she's about Beth Dutton level.
Two days she withheld the food bowl.
The third morning there were two dead mice on the back porch.
We've not had to revisit the food issue again, no mice have been seen since, cats are still being fed, everyone is happy.
My wife is beautiful and eloquent but she lets loose she's about Beth Dutton level.
Two days she withheld the food bowl.
The third morning there were two dead mice on the back porch.
We've not had to revisit the food issue again, no mice have been seen since, cats are still being fed, everyone is happy.
buck12
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More often than not cats are responsible for bringing mice into a house...
radios1
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not sick, it makes total sense!!.. you get rid of the loose cats, and the bird population can survive!.. cats kill for pleasure, so those sick people that let their cats outside to kill birds are the sick one's!!..
goeduck
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Three blind mice in the simple bucket trap. I use peanut butter and bury them at sea afterwards. No poison, they go back clean into the food chain. Fish food.
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