Why me?

[2LaneCruzer]

Forehead, foreskin, forward, format, formation, fortune,

 

[Industrial Toys]

Fagetaboudit

 

[MossRoad]

Foreman, George

 

[Jstpssng]

Cutting Grass... even my city grandmother that would always wear gloves going out was using a 5 blade push real mower into her 80's...

She said the day I can't take care of the place I will know it's time to move.

Actually know a lot of similar older women...

Maybe cause they are California girls...?

No, I believe that's universal. The reason they get to be "older women" is because that's the way they've always lived; and what keeps them in shape.

 

[user.69169]

Not like a restaurant meal is even an option these days.

Derein lie da beauty of makin de offer.
She get hours of valuable galyack wid her friends who all tell her even do you just a man who too dumb to know choke & pukes all closed fer de Covid, you did yer best.

Next step, unless she know you can cook, you go in kitchen and render fist full of spagetty to lump of goo in pan. You get extra credit for at least trying.

Dese tough times man gotta do what man gotta do.

 

[fried1765]

Could you re write that so we can read it?

It is not really THAT difficult.

 

[MoKelly]

It is not really THAT difficult.

Correct. You just gotta work at it a little more than normal.

MoKelly

 

[fried1765]

Derein lie da beauty of makin de offer.
She get hours of valuable galyack wid her friends who all tell her even do you just a man who too dumb to know choke & pukes all closed fer de Covid, you did yer best.

Next step, unless she know you can cook, you go in kitchen and render fist full of spagetty to lump of goo in pan. You get extra credit for at least trying.

Dese tough times man gotta do what man gotta do.

Makes me chuckle

 

[JethroB]

Fourscore

:thumbsup: Nailed it!

 

[goeduck]

Man can get dead answerin "does dis make my azz look big?" He ain't got 1 in 32 chance of havin right answer. For sure yer azz bein big make it look big, lord just shoot yerself in de head.

These days some girls want those big backsides. So you might save that bullet. Different world.