Why me?

[2LaneCruzer]

Forehead, foreskin, forward, format, formation, fortune,

 

[Industrial Toys]

Fagetaboudit

 

[MossRoad]

Foreman, George

 

[Jstpssng]

Cutting Grass... even my city grandmother that would always wear gloves going out was using a 5 blade push real mower into her 80's...

She said the day I can't take care of the place I will know it's time to move.

Actually know a lot of similar older women...

Maybe cause they are California girls...?

No, I believe that's universal. The reason they get to be "older women" is because that's the way they've always lived; and what keeps them in shape.

 

[user.69169]

Not like a restaurant meal is even an option these days.

Derein lie da beauty of makin de offer.
She get hours of valuable galyack wid her friends who all tell her even do you just a man who too dumb to know choke & pukes all closed fer de Covid, you did yer best.

Next step, unless she know you can cook, you go in kitchen and render fist full of spagetty to lump of goo in pan. You get extra credit for at least trying.

Dese tough times man gotta do what man gotta do.

 

[fried1765]

Could you re write that so we can read it?

It is not really THAT difficult.

 

[MoKelly]

It is not really THAT difficult.

Correct. You just gotta work at it a little more than normal.

MoKelly

 

[fried1765]

Derein lie da beauty of makin de offer.
She get hours of valuable galyack wid her friends who all tell her even do you just a man who too dumb to know choke & pukes all closed fer de Covid, you did yer best.

Next step, unless she know you can cook, you go in kitchen and render fist full of spagetty to lump of goo in pan. You get extra credit for at least trying.

Dese tough times man gotta do what man gotta do.

Makes me chuckle

 

[JethroB]

Fourscore

:thumbsup: Nailed it!

 

[goeduck]

Man can get dead answerin "does dis make my azz look big?" He ain't got 1 in 32 chance of havin right answer. For sure yer azz bein big make it look big, lord just shoot yerself in de head.

These days some girls want those big backsides. So you might save that bullet. Different world.

 

[goeduck]

Correct. You just gotta work at it a little more than normal.

MoKelly

Yes, let (removed) be (removed). I get cross eyed sometimes reading them in which case I move to the next post. But he has a lot of good insight if you take the time.

 

[fried1765]

Yes, let (removed) be (removed). I get cross eyed sometimes reading them in which case I move to the next post. But he has a lot of good insight if you take the time.

He is quite funny, and usually very informative!
I look forward to his posts!

 

[Wakey]

Being from South Louisiana, he reads just fine for me.

 

[Industrial Toys]

Still amazes me how those big azzed girls, the Cardashians (sp?) got so popular just because of pops and O.J. Makes me wonder what about this society is really worth saving. If that is what we have devolved to, maybe I should stop having sleepless nights. Just let it all burn to the ground and see what rises from the ashes.

 

[goeduck]

Being from South Louisiana, he reads just fine for me.

If you decide to start writing in da (removed)lish, maybe give us some advance notice? Or would that be de (removed)ish?

 

[user.69169]

I thought Cardashins wuz sweaters widout buttons pull on over de head. Now you confusin me tellin me dey pull up over de azz. Knew de danceskin girl climb in thru neck of stretch a lot, but not bout dem Cardashinan. Man learns a lot on dis board.

Dat second thing I learned today, might best take a nap so it locks in proper.

Other thing I learn genuine farmer snack, from de Walmart naturally. You know dis man real farmer cause he tell you what each and every component cost to de penny. Even cooks wid eye to saving, 1 bowl + 1 spoon = less fer de dog to lick.
It is cold out what I did inside - YouTube

Not sure if gonna work in de land of Twinkletoes.

Be real good fer man wid bad set of false teeths like some get from undertaker.

 

[Jstpssng]

^^^^
Until recently I thought a Kardashian was some alien life form from Star Trek. The reason there are so many of them must be because Kirk slept with them as he was prone to do.

 

[goeduck]

Still amazes me how those big azzed girls, the Cardashians (sp?) got so popular just because of pops and O.J. Makes me wonder what about this society is really worth saving. If that is what we have devolved to, maybe I should stop having sleepless nights. Just let it all burn to the ground and see what rises from the ashes.

De red beans and rice didn't miss dem
Dial 1-900-MIXALOT

 

[stuckmotor]

Words that start with four | Words starting with four


Words that start with 4: none



Bruce

There were many good answers to a question I thought I'd put in the ??????Groan thread.

In my opinion bcp had the correct answer. My granddaughter probably wouldn't understand enough to judge for herself.

 

[stuckmotor]

^^^^
Until recently I thought a Kardashian was some alien life form from Star Trek. The reason there are so many of them must be because Kirk slept with them as he was prone to do.

Were you thinking of the Denebian Slime Devil? I'm sure I was because I looked it up.