What is your favorite Quote or Saying?

[Wagtail]

I was just wondering, which way is up if you are standing on your head while in a space ship that is upside down while over Australia?

It's all relative to your own orientation.

On a related note... we, in the antipodeans, see the moon 'upside down' compared to those in the Northern hemisphere.

 

[MoKelly]

It's all relative to your own orientation.

On a related note... we, in the antipodeans, see the moon 'upside down' compared to those in the Northern hemisphere.

For those like me, who didn’t know what antipodean meant-

Amazing what you can learn on a tractor forum!

MoKelly

 

[goeduck]

“You can complain because roses have thorns, or you can rejoice because thorns have roses.” – Unknown

 

[/pine]

Just wondering...
If a homeless women catches her homeless boyfriend cheating...does she kick him off the street ?

 

[drssg]

True love is like a fart. If you have to force it, it's probably just crap anyway.

 

[goeduck]

Just wondering...
If a homeless women catches her homeless boyfriend cheating...does she kick him off the street ?

Maybe he has to sleep under the dog-tarp.

 

[goeduck]

no matter how hard you try you can't get an egg from a rooster

 

[bcp]

Antipodian

What do the people of Australia and New Zealand have against pods?

Bruce

 

[dragoneggs]

no matter how hard you try you can't get an egg from a rooster

Give science 10 more years.

 

[Wagtail]

Antipodian

What do the people of Australia and New Zealand have against pods?

Bruce

Oh, Mate... where do I START!