What is your favorite Quote or Saying?

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You can spell candy with just two letters...

C and Y

 

[Jim Shooz]

You can spell Queue with just one Q

 

[goeduck]

You can spell Queue with just one Q

I can spell pee with just P.

That reminds me, I gotta go P.

 

[2LaneCruzer]

"Well, come see a fat old man some time!"
Rooster Cogburn

 

[goeduck]

Saw this old quote while reading about the recent news....

Victory has 100 fathers and defeat is an orphan
- JFK

 

[BravoXray]

300,000Km/sec. It's not just the speed limit, it's the law.
-paraphrasing Einstein

 

[bcp]

300,000Km/sec. It's not just the speed limit, it's the law.
-paraphrasing Einstein

What is the penalty for violation of this law? It may be worth doing anyway.



Bruce

 

[goeduck]

Bumper sticker seen (not mine) .....

If this is Tourist Season, why can't I chute them?

 

[goeduck]

Do I Look Like a Guy with a Plan?

- joker

 

[goeduck]

Space: the final frontier. ...

 

[dragoneggs]

You can spell Queue with just one Q

I can even spell cue without a Q. And use less letters too.

 

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Due to pressure from political correctness advocates...the grocery chain Winn Dixie is folding to media pressure and they are changing their name to 'Dixie Didn't Winn'...!

 

[MoKelly]

Do to pressure from political correctness advocates...the grocery chain Winn Dixie is folding to media pressure and they are changing their name to 'Dixie Didn't Winn'...!

Except in college football. SEC plus Florida State plus Clemson has won almost every title since BCS began.



MoKelly

 

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Next time you're feeling down, remember that life is all about perspective.

I know of a guy who has *** 2-3 times a day, exercises twice a day and reads two books every week yet he always complains how much he hates prison...!

 

[Solitary Man]

Take one cup of love, two cups of loyalty, three cups of forgiveness, four quarts of faith and one barrel of laughter. Take love and loyalty and mix them thoroughly with faith; blend with tenderness, kindness and understanding. Add friendship and hope. Sprinkle abundantly with laughter. Bake it with sunshine. Wrap it regularly with lots of hugs. Serve generous helpings daily.

Zig Ziglar

What planet does this work on?

 

[dnw64]

Take me back to the wagon boys, these shoes are killin' me!

Apparently I'm too old, too young, or just so old my memory has failed me.

 

[Solitary Man]

I think it’s mainly meant as a recipe for men to apply to wives while still on planet earth.

Ah... I treat my wife like she is the only one I will ever have; that's been working for a long time.

 

[2LaneCruzer]

Apparently I'm too old, too young, or just so old my memory has failed me.

The Duke of Paducah!

LOL! Country Music's 5 Best Comedians

Way back when a sizable chunk of the country music audience really did live on farms and in the hills, comedians shared billings with musical acts and helped rural America poke fun at itself.

theboot.com

 

[Frankenkubota]

What planet does this work on?

i bet it works......just tell me where it is.

 

[Jim Shooz]

I gotta go, gunna have to shoot through