What is your favorite Quote or Saying?

[John0829]

He's not older than dirt but was there when the patent was issued.

 

[BravoXray]

 

[goeduck]

Sign says:
Free Range Eggs $5

My response:
Are they free or are they $5?

 

[goeduck]

St. Peter, don't you call me 'cause I can't go
I owe my soul to the company store

 

[goeduck]

said no farmer ever...

How did you get that picture of my fence?

 

[Frankenkubota]

 

[goeduck]

They misunderestimated me.
-GWB

 

[2LaneCruzer]

"Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just glad to see me?"

 

[check]

Calm down! It’s not the end of the world! Mind you, you can see it from here.

 

[2LaneCruzer]