Can someone translate this?

   / Can someone translate this? #21  
Chinglish is usually entertaining even if it isn't very informative.
 
   / Can someone translate this? #22  
Its been a long time since heard those words (Takes long slow deep drag off of a cigarette---slow exhale) It was just after the Great War ended we all came out of it with our bodies damnified, and there weren't a man among us that hadn't felt the swirlqueasiness on the trip back...
 
   / Can someone translate this? #23  
So, it s IS a sex toy. !
 
   / Can someone translate this? #24  
Inversion table?
 
   / Can someone translate this? #25  
So is all you men’s making funny of my englishnish?? My all exhaltdness leader only has the most bestest educational learned instructors teacherness. My label is just to halt dumbness and perjury to your body.
 
   / Can someone translate this? #27  
I think it is a machine that replaces doctors for doing open heart surgery.
 
   / Can someone translate this? #29  
So is all you men’s making funny of my englishnish?? My all exhaltdness leader only has the most bestest educational learned instructors teacherness. My label is just to halt dumbness and perjury to your body.
Struth! Quite often I have to pause and re-interpret US-American spellings and, outright, words! :D
 
   / Can someone translate this? #30  
At least they used full words. No more challenging than translating millennial-speak or text messaging lingo.
 

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