What is your favorite Quote or Saying?

[npalen]

Ach, du lieber Augustin, slot machine, put a nickel in and pull a dime out!​

 

[Alan46]

"Ok you got the talking part done"

 

[2LaneCruzer]

Vy iz dere zomanymor orzizazzes dander iz orziz?

 

[Alan46]

"You can complain because roses have thorns, or you can rejoice because thorns have roses"

 

[bcp]

Vy iz dere zomanymor orzizazzes dander iz orziz?

Und zoliddle orz zence?

Bruce

 

[Bill Guenthner]

All You Can Do is All You Can Do, But All You Can Do is Enough!
Arthur L. "Art" Williams Jr.

 

[goeduck]

Don’t count your chickens before you have all your ducks in a row

 

[bcp]

....and when you finally get all your ducks in a row, along comes a duck shuffler.

Bruce

 

[/pine]

signs seen:

On a plumber's truck: We repair what your husband fixed.

Plastic surgeon's: We'll help you pick your nose

Towing company: We don't charge an arm and a leg. We want tows.

On a fence: Salesmen welcome. Dog food is expensive.

Electric company: We'd be delighted if you paid your bill. If you don't, you will be.

 

[/pine]

There are two ways of arguing with a woman

Neither one works!...!

 

[drssg]

Some people are not happy unless they're not happy.

 

[Alan46]

" never let your right hand know what your left hand is doing "........my father, Ben

 

[/pine]

Skydiving and Maxwell House

Good to the last drop...!

 

[Alan46]

Never let somebody waste your time twice.

 

[BravoXray]

Some people are not happy unless they're not happy.

Being a pilot, the saying is: At the FAA, we're not happy until you're not happy.

Another is: That aircraft modification won't be approved until the paperwork weighs more than the modification.

 

[goeduck]

Don't put all your eggs in one gift horse's mouth.

 

[Alan46]

" The worst firearm for home defense is the one you do not have when you need it."

 

[goeduck]

When you're out there on the tractor, there's nobody to bother you

 

[CADplans]

When you're out there on the tractor there's nobody to bother you

We have some farming families near us that are similar to Amish, but, not as strict.
They drive cars, use tractors,, the men have beards,,,, conservative lifestyle,,,

One neighbor, he must be in his 80's, is often seen out raking hay with his 1950's CASE tractor.

About half of the time that I see him,, he is talking ON HIS CELL PHONE!!

 

[Alan46]

Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth!