You Know You Are Old When

[stuckmotor]

Our FedEx driver is a gorgeous blonde! For me...that would be awkward!

We had a FedEx driver who was a gorgeous blonde. Last time I saw her, the blond part had grown out and the gorgeous part wasn't holding up very well, either.

 

[Fuddyduddy1952]

We had a FedEx driver who was a gorgeous blonde. Last time I saw her, the blond part had grown out and the gorgeous part wasn't holding up very well, either.

This one we've had for years. I'm guessing early 50s now. This isn't her but similar. Always smiling.

 

[ultrarunner]

Our UPS has so many tattoos on her arms the combination looks like shirt sleeves and washer size holes in each ear lobe and a round nose ring and tongue pieced...

I don't get it but she is good with package delivery...

 

[Oaktree]

We had a FedEx driver who was a gorgeous blonde. Last time I saw her, the blond part had grown out and the gorgeous part wasn't holding up very well, either.

Last high school reunion I went to I noticed the same thing, how many of the girls we considered hot in school didn't look so great 40 years later. Best looking women there were mostly the ones you hardly noticed back then.

 

[ultrarunner]

Last high school reunion I went to I noticed the same thing, how many of the girls we considered hot in school didn't look so great 40 years later. Best looking women there were mostly the ones you hardly noticed back then.

Late bloomers?

 

[stuckmotor]

Our UPS has so many tattoos on her arms the combination looks like shirt sleeves and washer size holes in each ear lobe and a round nose ring and tongue pieced...

I don't get it but she is good with package delivery...

I've seen a statement or two on the WWW that seemed to indicate some people, presumably ladies included, are aroused by tattoos. If I'd known that all those years ago...

 

[airbiscuit]

it's like the guy that was in a bad accident and in the hospital. The nurses giggled because he had a tattoo on his wee wee that said Shorty. One of them asked his girlfriend about it.

She said, it's not a problem. When he's aroused it says:

Shorty's Bar and Grill, Chattanooga Tennessee

 

[MossRoad]

Late bloomers?

I don't think he's that old...

 

[MossRoad]

I've seen a statement or two on the WWW that seemed to indicate some people, presumably ladies included, are aroused by tattoos. If I'd known that all those years ago...

I've seen some great body art over the years. Very attractive. I've also seen some really bad body art over the years.

It's all in the eye of the beholder, I guess.

 

[MossRoad]

it's like the guy that was in a bad accident and in the hospital. The nurses giggled because he had a tattoo on his wee wee that said Shorty. One of them asked his girlfriend about it.

She said, it's not a problem. When he's aroused it says:

Shorty's Bar and Grill, Chattanooga Tennessee