Decades ago my neighbor with lifted truck which would not fit in his garage finally bought a mower to mow his 0.3 acres, a medium sized John Deere lawn tractor.
With beer in one hand, steering wheel in other, he hit his outside heat pump coils.
Some months later DIS called about his security clearance for a job he accepted in Colorado. Told them I would be delighted for him to move, but let loose with the truth. Somehow he bought two houses almost touching. Mine in between. One for him, one for his wife, not divorced. Two kids running back and forth, maybe 6 and 8 years old. One washer/dryer, the kids carried laundry across my lawn, he drove his lawn tractor across my lawn. She supposedly had a 17 year old live-in boyfriend.
Guess he got the job as both houses were on the market shortly after.