You Know You Are Old When

[LouNY]

Dang I'm feeling old today.
Warmed up the lawn mower and drained the oil went to get the filter that I knew I had.
Ha, have to stop in town and get a couple this afternoon.

 

[Jstpssng]

Dang I'm feeling old today.
Warmed up the lawn mower and drained the oil went to get the filter that I knew I had.
Ha, have to stop in town and get a couple this afternoon.

You aren't there yet! Old is when you forget that you drained the oil, jump on the machine and start mowing.

 

[Jstpssng]

You know you are old when you fall into a 6" deep puddle, and get wet to your waist.

 

[MossRoad]

YKYO
If you remember when McDonald's signs advertised how many burgers sold to date.

I don't remember how high the count before they stopped but it was over 10,000,000

I remember when they just took the numbers off and put up the word "billions".

 

[masseyrider]

Dang I'm feeling old today.
Warmed up the lawn mower and drained the oil went to get the filter that I knew I had.
Ha, have to stop in town and get a couple this afternoon.

I'm feeling old today.
Never got as far as warming up the tractor.
Didn't feel like getting down to get at the drain plug and filter.
The oil isn't really that old anyways...

 

[BravoXray]

I'm feeling old today.
Never got as far as warming up the tractor.
Didn't feel like getting down to get at the drain plug and filter.
The oil isn't really that old anyways...

Besides, a couple of more hours on the oil won't hurt anything.

 

[lman]

YKYO
If you remember when McDonald's signs advertised how many burgers sold to date.

I don't remember how high the count before they stopped but it was over 10,000,000

And a hamburger cost 25 cents!

 

[Oaktree]

And a hamburger cost 25 cents!

And you got change from $1.
Just Googled it, that ad campaign was 55 years ago! I feel old.
Now there's not likely anything on the menu for a buck.

 

[Oaktree]

Dang I'm feeling old today.
Warmed up the lawn mower and drained the oil went to get the filter that I knew I had.
Ha, have to stop in town and get a couple this afternoon.

OTOH, you probably still had spare filters for equipment you got rid of years ago.

 

[MossRoad]

OTOH, you probably still had spare filters for equipment you got rid of years ago.

Speaking of filters, I inherited the preventative maintenance of a building at my employer when another person retired. Next to the air handler, there were three boxes of 12 filters each, so 36 new filters. The unit requires 1 filter twice a year.... so there were enough for 18 years.