You Know You Are Old When

[masseyrider]

OTOH, you probably still had spare filters for equipment you got rid of years ago.

You peaked.

 

[WinterDeere]

Now there's not likely anything on the menu for a buck.

You could still burn the skin off the roof of your mouth for a buck with their apple pies ten years ago, but I just checked and now they're up near $2.

If there is any food on earth hotter than the inside of a McDonald's apple pie, I have yet to find it.

 

[Fuddyduddy1952]

Dang I'm feeling old today.
Warmed up the lawn mower and drained the oil went to get the filter that I knew I had.
Ha, have to stop in town and get a couple this afternoon.

Now that you bought the new filter have you found the one(s) you knew you had and found since you don't need it? That's what I do.

 

[LouNY]

Now that you bought the new filter have you found the one(s) you knew you had and found since you don't need it? That's what I do.

Not yet, and yes I do have filters on the shelve for vehicles I haven't had for years.
As well as other useful parts and pieces, need any Pinto brake pads? got a set.

 

[domin]

So the doctor tells me I need hearing aids now, and on top of that, I can’t even read my kindle without glasses anymore. If that’s not a clear sign of getting older, I don’t know what is! It’s definitely one of those moments that makes you pause and realize time is moving faster than you think. But hey, aging gracefully is a thing, right

 

[garry1p]

YKYOW
You wring out a wash cloth really good, hang it up, and it immediately starts to drip water.

 

[Jstpssng]

YKYOW
You wring out a wash cloth really good, hang it up, and it immediately starts to drip water.

Worse yet... when you're running the BH and find yourself wondering where that water is coming from. Then realize it isn't water... after only 50 years, a cylinder needs to be repacked.

 

[WinterDeere]

YKYOW
You wring out a wash cloth really good, hang it up, and it immediately starts to drip water.

... better than giving three shakes, and then still having it dribble in your pants.

 

[Jstpssng]

... better than giving three shakes, and then still having it dribble in your pants.

Where I come from we call this TMI.
AKA; Too Much Information.

 

[Fuddyduddy1952]

And the older you get, more orifices dribble!

 

[WinterDeere]

Where I come from we call this TMI.
AKA; Too Much Information.

Wasn't "information"! I'm still a lot younger than the rest of you old farts.

But I suppose these are the things I have to look forward to...

 

[masseyrider]

Wasn't "information"! I'm still a lot younger than the rest of you old farts.

But I suppose these are the things I have to look forward to...

Yeah, yeah! Sure, sure!
If you said it, it's already happening.
Mr. drippy pants.

 

[MossRoad]

Wasn't "information"! I'm still a lot younger than the rest of you old farts.

But I suppose these are the things I have to look forward to...

That depends....

 

[masseyrider]

That depends....

Depends

 

[Fuddyduddy1952]

Amazon sells these to mail to your (EX) friends.

 

[Alan46]

Wasn't "information"! I'm still a lot younger than the rest of you old farts.

But I suppose these are the things I have to look forward to...

That and much more!!!

 

[Fuddyduddy1952]

That and much more!!!

Yes.
Over time the "Fruit of the Loom" guys are exposed to all 3 states of matter (solid, liquid & gas) with frequency.

 

[Alan46]

Yes.
Over time the "Fruit of the Loom" guys are exposed to all 3 states of matter (solid, liquid & gas) with frequency.

Now that’s funny right there!!!

 

[Sigarms]

You get a smart wallet and you're looking for the instructions

My old Filson leather wallet has held up well over the years, but the leather seems to be stretching with the cards, and they started falling out regularly (sometimes I just keep the wallet in the truck and not in my pocket and if the wallet is upside down somewhere, cards come out).

 

[scootr]

Not to brag but, when I was young you could slam the phone receiver down to hand up on someone. It was fantastic!