Women

[BleedingOrange]

Asking for a friend, what is the cost of a blonde rental or Asian these days ? Would a true redhead cost more ? Is there a time or mileage limit ?

 

[Fuddyduddy1952]

I'm living aboot 50/50 between the new to me condo and my hobby farm.
The condo is mostly older/seniors with many single/widow women.
I ain't so young but to them I'm fresh meat.
I've had many a baked good and invite to dinner/coffee brought to my door.
I'm a Dinocooter play thing.
They watch for me coming and going and the gossip flies. Often they meet me in the hallways by "coincidence" They know who I've spoken with and usually have something unflattering to say aboot their competition.
I'm not interested in some spoiled brats grandma.
But I also don't want to be rude aboot it.
So!
I still have my GT at the old homestead.
Just to get the gossip wheels turning I picked up a stunning blonde rental and brought her to the condo in said GT.
I parked in my outside parking space and walked in to make sure we were seen.
The jungle drums sure beat out a steady tune.
They didn't like finding out blondie wasn't my granddaughter. No need to tell them the whole story. Totally unsuitable to be a girlfriend. They sure didn't like when I showed up with an Asian lady a few days later. Funniest thing was the snort one of the grannies made as we walked past her.
Grannies don't bother me as much anymore.
Worth the cost and I did have a great time.

I'd have a blast! Show up with this guy...or better yet 2-3. Close & lock door. Then for 2 hours make moaning sounds and screams.
Another time so everyone sees bring in a Sawzall, duct tape & large trash bags. Play screaming sounds with Sawzall running. Walk out with ketchup on the blade.

 

[masseyrider]

Asking for a friend, what is the cost of a blonde rental or Asian these days ? Would a true redhead cost more ? Is there a time or mileage limit ?

I order from Toronto. To come where I am there is a minimum 5 hours, $1700 + $400 extra hour and tip if you want.
Ethnicity etc are all same rate.
Mine are all 20-25.
Have some good quality snacks and drinks on hand.

 

[newbury]

All women are crazy, but the flavor of crazy varies. You need to find a flavor of crazy you can live with, or even prefer.

My lovely wife exhibits that.
Background - she has to have the TV on when she's in the room, and I usually stay up for the 11pm news.
So last night ~10pm a show ends, she says "There's nothing on TV, I'll just got to bed"
So I turn off the TV about as she goes to change it to the TV guide channel. (dual remotes are wonderful)
She gets all huffy, and goes to bed.
I protest that she just said:

"There's nothing on TV, I'll just got to bed"

She replies from the stairs - "well maybe I didn't mean it"
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[lilranch2001]

I order from Toronto. To come where I am there is a minimum 5 hours, $1700 + $400 extra hour and tip if you want.
Ethnicity etc are all same rate.
Mine are all 20-25.
Have some good quality snacks and drinks on hand.

I would worry lil crabs would fall off in my sofa…..

 

[tradosaurus]

I would worry lil crabs would fall off in my sofa…..

Sloppy seconds, thirds....etc?

 

[Alan W.]

Sloppy seconds, thirds....etc?

Me thinks your numbers are way low.
Ive watched lot lizards at the truck stop jump out of one truck, douche with an Aquafina and head to the next truck barely missing a step.

 

[tradosaurus]

I order from Toronto. To come where I am there is a minimum 5 hours, $1700 + $400 extra hour and tip if you want.
Ethnicity etc are all same rate.
Mine are all 20-25.
Have some good quality snacks and drinks on hand.

U know how many lot lizards you could get for that dough?

 

[lilranch2001]

I suppose, that there is a hooker for every need. I am fortunate I never needed one though.

 

[Suburban Plowboy]

My wife is a lot younger than I am. If you want to know how women feel about other women, I can tell you something that says it all. Old women I don't even know and have never met are angry at me over my wife's age. I have heard the stories. One old bat said she was too young and pretty for me.

When a man marries a younger woman, his male friends all congratulate him. Because men don't hate other men.