Women

[lilranch2001]

How much is “a lot”?

 

[Alan W.]

U know how many lot lizards you could get for that dough?

Been a few years since Ive drove over the toad but the professional company at Wildwood FL always talked over the CB about cleaning and polishing the interior of your truck for $25-$50 and a few would be brazen enough to offer a relaxing massage, dont recall the price for that.
The four blondes that worked the Tifton GA truck stop never used the CB. They just walked around and tried to catch the truck drivers eye When they succeeded a bottle of lube would be waved in their hand. Never knew what they charged.
But to answer your question. A whole bunch.

 

[dodge man]

You guys are scaring me a little on knowing how a “rental” costs.

 

[lilranch2001]

It used to be a saying…….
5 dollahh 5 dollahh

 

[masseyrider]

My wife is a lot younger than I am. If you want to know how women feel about other women, I can tell you something that says it all. Old women I don't even know and have never met are angry at me over my wife's age. I have heard the stories. One old bat said she was too young and pretty for me.

When a man marries a younger woman, his male friends all congratulate him. Because men don't hate other men.

I saw an Asian lady in Hamilton.
After finishing our time together she asked me what I was up to the rest of the day.
I told her some grocery shopping and heading home.
She asked if I would take her.
Sure.
The outfit she put on was great. Tight denim skirt white silk blouse that enhanced her attributes and just looking every bit the knockout she was. I was happy to be seen taking her around.
One of the stores is a large Polish/Eastern European Deli.
Some of the ladies knew me as a regular customer.
Did I ever get the stink eye walking around with this absolute beauty Vietnamese who clung to my arm like a burdock burr.
They know my sister and let her in on my friend.
So, didn't I get a call from dear sis? "What do you think you're doing with a girl young enough to be your granddaughter?"
"Having the time of my life!" Then I hung up.
PS I did get a number of nods and winks from other guys shopping with their wives.

I'm not dumb enough to fall for one of these ladies and see them as great entertainment.
No street walkers, lot lizards... Many of the Asians come here and have trouble getting jobs and see this as a fast way to establish themselves. If you treat them well and show some respect you can have a great time. I get what nature made me want and they get a new house for their parents/ family back home.

 

[not2old]

I would worry lil crabs would fall off in my sofa…..

Only did that once in a moment of weakness. Three weeks of worry that it would turn black and fall off.

 

[Dftodd]

I was surprised to get that phone call. They recently moved in together in an apartment and yes I was volunteered to bring my truck and enclosed trailer! I keep saying I am going to find someone who will take that trailer for $100 so I can quit moving people! Every smart person i try to get to take it realizes it will cost them the same way it costs me! They want more than $100 to take it!
I asked my Bride if She was surprised at the phone call, and She said no. She said She knew he would do it right. I told Her that I was surprised at him asking for my permission, as I figured that went out the window when they moved in together. I told Her that he didn't ask for my permission to move in with her, why ask now. She said, "What would you have said if he had asked for permission to move in with my Daughter. I guess the only question would have been, 12 or 20... meaning the guage of buckshot he wanted sent his way?
He appears to be good for my Daughter, not sure if my Daughter is good for him, as She can be a handful!
David from jax

We were in the same boat. Daughter moved in with her boyfriend shortly after highschool. Thankfully she found and chose a really good man.

Within two years they were getting married and purchasing a house. They closed on the house a month before the wedding. Both were before she turned 21.

Then.... she started nursing school. 6 months in, her husband was in a motorcycle wreck. He was laid up for 6 months. They rented out both bedrooms in order to keep the house.

She still worked full time and went to nursing school. While making sure her husband was taken care of. She had us all on a rotation to keep him company and occupied while she was at school or work.

Graduated nursing school, he was able to go back to work. Both super parents of a 4yo boy.

They just sold their first home and purchased their dream home.

To say we are proud is an understatement.

I did pull my son in law to the side before the wedding and asked him if he was sure about this. I'm married to the momma and know what kind of crazy they are

He's had a few venting sessions with me here and there over the years just to get some perspective from me.

The family jokes about him being our favorite..... but I have to say that it's a fact. He is our favorite

Wife and I started going to church a couple of years ago. And the little man (daughter and son in laws boy) decided he was going with us.

After a while they started down that journey as well with the little man working on them. They go to a different church thats closer to their home.

Son in laws reached out to us a few different times now saying that we are inspiring him. (Definitely our favorite )

 

[Dftodd]

Only did that once in a moment of weakness. Three weeks of worry that it would turn black and fall off.

An employee for the company I work for was helping out the Memphis location. Dude was from a Louisiana location.

After being in town working for about a month, he disappeared. This really kicked off a hornets nest. Upper management was there trying to hunt him down. Police ended up getting involved. As well as the staff at the hotel he was staying at.

Hotel staff called our manager and informed him 3 days after he disappeared that he had shown up at the hotel.

Manager went over. Dude ended up going out to a truck stop looking for some entertainment.

Lot lizard drugged him, cleaned him out, stole his truck, and left him in another hotel across the city from where he was staying.

After he finished giving is statement to the police, the female officer said "Welcome to Memphis!!!!"

We actually figure that story was bogus, and he went out on a bender instead, which caused his truck to get stolen.

When I helped out the memphis location, I never stayed in Memphis. I always stayed in Mississippi.

Memphis is a dump.

 

[Hay Dude]

I'm living aboot 50/50 between the new to me condo and my hobby farm.
The condo is mostly older/seniors with many single/widow women.
I ain't so young but to them I'm fresh meat.
I've had many a baked good and invite to dinner/coffee brought to my door.
I'm a Dinocooter play thing.
They watch for me coming and going and the gossip flies. Often they meet me in the hallways by "coincidence" They know who I've spoken with and usually have something unflattering to say aboot their competition.
I'm not interested in some spoiled brats grandma.
But I also don't want to be rude aboot it.
So!
I still have my GT at the old homestead.
Just to get the gossip wheels turning I picked up a stunning blonde rental and brought her to the condo in said GT.
I parked in my outside parking space and walked in to make sure we were seen.
The jungle drums sure beat out a steady tune.
They didn't like finding out blondie wasn't my granddaughter. No need to tell them the whole story. Totally unsuitable to be a girlfriend. They sure didn't like when I showed up with an Asian lady a few days later. Funniest thing was the snort one of the grannies made as we walked past her.
Grannies don't bother me as much anymore.
Worth the cost and I did have a great time.

Flatter yourself much?
Truly never thought I’d see the day when a TBN member would brag about paying for “escorts”.
I mean wow, talk about “TMI”….
Payin for women? Hey it’s your $ and your life, but Hope yer up to date on HIV/AIDS tests and all the other diseases they spread wile you’re “out & aboot”

 

[masseyrider]

Flatter yourself much?
Truly never thought I’d see the day when a TBN member would brag about paying for “escorts”.
I mean wow, talk about “TMI”….
Payin for women? Hey it’s your $ and your life, but Hope yer up to date on HIV/AIDS tests and all the other diseases they spread wile you’re “out & aboot”

Bitterness? It suits you somehow.
I know enough guys that have been taken to the cleaners by their loving exs.
Or stay in loveless marriages because they're afraid to lose their life's work.
Couple guys haven't enjoyed the horizontal mambo in more than a decade.
Life's too short to play the good husband in a bad marriage.
I get tested aboot 4 times a year. Everyting negative! Everyting!
Not bragging. Just being honest.
But a fan of the Great Orange Oompa Loompa wouldn't understand the concept.