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WHO YOU CALLING OLD? No, really? Me? What...?

Now I remember what I wanted to say earlier ... Crap it's gone again? :unsure:

YKYO... crap! Forgot what I was going to say.:unsure:

...smooth as butter! :LOL:

YKYO when you're up at 3:37AM because you're taking a pee. Not because you just got home from a night out with the guys and have to get up at 6:30AM to go to work.🥱 On a Wednesday.

Looks like something from Star Trek👆

Or ladies of the night. As kids we used to look through the National Geographic magazines in the school library and laugh at all the tattooed native peoples with their piercings. I'm waiting to see a kid on the street with the lower lip ash tray. If you're of a certain age you'll know what I'm...

I just have the natural trunk.:ROFLMAO:

like I like to do, start out easy and work your way up the difficulty scale. All fresh fuel and rich on the carb cleaner solution. Run it for half hour at higher (not too high) idle so everything gets good and warmed up. Sometimes that's enough without having to dismantle anything.

I've checked all over and I can't find buckwheat seed anywhere.

Drain the gas. Put in some premium. I run premium all the time in smaller engines. Better for the engine and it takes longer to go bad if you don't use the machine often. Put some good quality carb cleaner in and let it run for 15-30 minutes. Your carb jet may have some residue from standing...

To prove his unwavering love a guy had his girlfriends name tattooed on his manhood, WENDY. During a vacation to Jamaica he went to the bathroom in the local watering hole. He couldn't help noticing the local at the urinal beside him also had WENDY tattooed on his fella. He said to the local I...

Did she see Fuddy picking up his package?:ROFLMAO:

When Ma was in the hospital for the last time one of her nurses was a former classmate. We were mid 40s by then and she was gorgeous for her age. I remembered her from High School being kinda geekie hanging around with her short plump friend. She told me they both had crushes on me but I had my...

You know you're old when the rest of your family becomes concerned if you have a will or not. Won't they be surprised? They get :poop: all.

First morning in a week that it's starting out below 70 degrees. Going into the low to mid 80s. Bit of a relief. Turned off the AC and opened the windows. Outside air just has that better smell. Closing them around 10am before it gets too warm and the AC has to work too hard. I'm going out to...

Will it squirt that high?:unsure:

I'm not a Swifty! But I have seen her. You saw that video and all you noticed were her fire fighting materials? Really...?

Local news story. Collecting for a local foodbank. I will say I realize that there are some people in dire need. Not the 2 women they talked to. Both on welfare, getting child benefits crying that if it weren't for the foodbank they'd be starving. To call them large is to grossly underestimate...

Your wife is an amputee? Did she ever meet Danny Thomas? :LOL::ROFLMAO::LOL::ROFLMAO::LOL:

I'm sure you would survive the pointing and laughing.:ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO:

EYE BLEACH! Just imagining such a thing I need plenty of eye bleach. :ROFLMAO:

I know these old boats have a long history of tedious work hauling bulk material. They get worn out. I'm surprised it was still economical to operate this old scow. It served it's purpose, time to recycle. Should be glad it didn't take anyone down with her. What's with all the boohoos? With this...

I'm of Eastern European extraction and people from that area of the world eat a lot of buckwheat. They call it kasha and eat it like oatmeal and a whole host of other recipes. I hate the stuff, from the smell cooking to the taste and texture. Even as a little fella I'd try to get out of the...

If he couldn't get that into bed how is he going to get a cougar in bed?:love::ROFLMAO:

In the right year they were nice cars.:love:

We don't have them here in southern Ontario Kanuckistan. However they are developing range out west. I would love to go up with the Pork Choppers. I'm not into killing anything just for the hell of it but controlling the hog population has to be done. Would be a rush from a helicopter. They...

Spent money today to get rid of stuff I spent money getting. The guy came and pumped my septic tanks. "There's money to be had in that thar s---!":ROFLMAO:

In high school we hung out close to some of the main doors. One particularly windy day one of the teachers coming in had a really bad comb over. When the wind caught it he looked embarrassed and silly (being polite). I promised myself I would never do that. There was a sales guy at the local MF...

BRAVO! (y)(y)(y)(y)(y)(y)(y)

You know what's missing? BBQ sauce!(y):p

Retired early 40s. Similar situation. Investments returning enough to keep up with inflation. When I see the traffic reports each morning and roll over for a couple more hours It's all good.

You always remember the first time. :sneaky: I do it in my barn so I'm on level cement. That helps moving it around and also getting the attachment points lined up. Oh... that roof thing will keep you out of the sun... actually most weathers.(y) The big blanket where you have to lie across it...

Jimmy Dean said everyday is Ground Hog day.:ROFLMAO:

Quit your bellyaching.(n):ROFLMAO: I have a an old comforter that I fold in half and drape over the pointy parts. I always WD40 the splines on the shaft so they move easily. 1st issue is aligning the PTO shaft with the PTO on the tractor. Once you get that pulling back the collar and sliding it...

same here. Mine was so old that it was cracked from drying out.

MAGA folks? They hear nothing but what the great orange purveyor of Kool Aide tells them.

Everything was better when I was a kid. Not really. Just me. I was still young and stupid and didn't see all the failings of that time.

Needed a carb kit for my 170 Stihl chainsaw. Stihl still ( :rolleyes: ) in good shape otherwise. Parts guy said the saws are discontinued and showed me the replacement. I didn't like it so I bought one of their last old stock 170s. I really like them for their balance and decent power for what...

You weren't supposed to stick your nose right in.:ROFLMAO:

I enjoy watching youtube videos of equipment extractions. I get a good laugh when they look surprised pulling the front axle off their machine. If you get stuck and can't move, STOP. You're only going to make it worse. Get help to pull it out.

Absolutely! We are men! We will enjoy boobs of every description. Small Medium Large Saggy Firm Pointing at the ground Looking up at the sky Young ones Sheepishly old ones (that's relative) In bras under sweaters topless Come up with a description and some guy will look whether he has to take a...

You might get in trouble with a sir that identifies as a miss.:ROFLMAO:

I use a dremel tool with the small drumb sanding attachment. Takes the dry hard stuff off quickly and easy to handle and get into small areas. Mine has a variable speed so you don't go too deep too fast. Have to do it outside or somewhere you don't care about the dust. First coat is Polysporin...

Not that good of an actor? He is an absolutely horrible actor!:poop:

That's a hell of a Clito--s on that one in the blue shorts. Sure she's not taking steroids? Like I mean... look at that facial hair.:love:

I've had a family living under my firewood pile for years. No damage done. The one that's been around for several years comes running to the back door expecting treats when I come out. Just loves watermelon rinds, carrots, celery and firm fruit. Me and Whistle Pig are buddies. If he doesn't...

I love me a good old Squirrelapult. It's frigg'n tough not to laugh as the squirrel starts to get into launch position. My friend built a good one. It launches the little nutters about 50' up and over a 100' out. Love watching them go into supersquirrel position. All that's missing is a little...

Not since my nephew got old enough to buy his own Ice cream.:ROFLMAO:

Carton? What's that? We got ours in a glass bottle with the little tab lid.

A new showerhead. The one I had didn't have the shutoff button so you can lather up before rinsing. Some of the patterns are really nice. Same shower, nothing else changed, but it's like I have twice the pressure. The massage setting almost hurts at full on.(y) Sometimes it's the little things.

I grew up with those vehicles. I've completely rebuilt their engines. My favorite is the 351 Cleveland Boss. I have one on an engine stand that I start up once in a while for sh-ts and giggles. I used to tune my friends 440 6pack because he claimed I was the only one who got it right. The new...

Yeah 69/70 was the pinnacle of American car looks. Even with front disks the brakes were near useless after 1-2 hard stops. They ran like crap in traffic because the timing wasn't variable. It had to be designed for peak output, not mundane driving. They polluted like crazy. Many of the big...

"Ai Captain, she's a FORD, she can take it" (y)

I don't really have a roids issue but if I did post them wouldn't you be concerned that people would mistake them for a FD52 facial shot? :unsure: :ROFLMAO:(y)

Strange is you can still get the smallest part for a 8/9N.

We're here on TBN, how many of us do you think are Doctors? Make an appointment and let us know how it turns out. Be glad I don't post pictures of my roids. :poop: We already have enough people of Wally Mart:eek:

I remember my stereo shop guy selling his first VCR. Early 70s. Local Dr. bought it for just under $5k, enough at the time to buy a decent new car. It had a wired remote and didn't record. Problem was there were few movies available and anything good took forever to make it to the rental...

I had a 77 Ford Granada with 4 on the floor and bench seat also. 4th was overdrive. The shifter looked like it belonged in a big truck. By no means was it a short shift.

don't know why I just took it as a wisdom tooth procedure the first time I readed it.:unsure:

I had it done in the chair. One week one side and then the other the next. First side was easy. Shot/5 minutes to take effect/20 minutes for both extractions/out the door in less than an hour. Other side... The top one was a repeat of the first 2. The bottom one was badly impacted. You know...

Have you seen the price of new ones. A set of 12' wheel discs here is approaching $20K. I don't bother with scrapers, they only come into play if the ground is too wet. Bearings aren't all that bad. Sounds like your dealer is pretty pricy.

They axed me a few questions. Told them the situation. They took notes. Pretty much told me to smarten up with what I say. It's hard to get the local fuzz to come out to serious situations talk about the nonsense/nuisance calls. He told me they initially responded thinking it was a theft report.

Glad it wasn't me.:eek:

Just an a-s trying to pad his till. Went after me for hate speech like a Doberman on a paralysed 3 legged pussycat.

4 jugs of diesel. The pump jockey asked me how much DEF I needed. I told him none. He told me He can't let me have the fuel if I don't buy the DEF. I told him if he wants it back he can suck it out with a straw and left the money on the counter. He followed me out and I told him I don't need...

I like that story to. And the movies.

SO? You have a swinger pu_sy? 🧐😍🤣

should be floating by this weekend.

My father had a friend who had a 50+ acre hobby farm. His goal was to have a tractor for each major implement so he would never have to change them. When Pa traded in 2 TO20 Fergusons (and cash) for a new MF245 Frank liked it so much he did the same deal X2 teh next day because he had like 4-5...

I remember by who I was dating at the time. The rogue times when I was single are the times between the regulars and when I was hustling in the bars.:love:(y)

I bought one with the MMM for the grass and bought the 1725M with a Fel to be my diesel powered wheelbarrow. 😁 It's only money and we all die. Enjoy your time above ground.

Who cares? It's a Kubota.:)

You read the same thing over and it seems familiar...:rolleyes: You watch your old shows in rerun because it gives you a feeling of security. You remember what you did 50 years ago like it just happened but can't remember if you took your morning pills 10 minutes ago.

Like bosoms is there anything google can't do? Looked it up, they can be upto 350 feet. By comparison to Charley I'm sticking to my original guesstimate, 250+- 🤓

I came off a fruit farm to my little 6 acre plot. I still have 2 60hp tractors that are overkill my Gc2300 and a new 1725M. You know what? I like having them even when all in they get 40-50 hrs a year combined. Unless you get an offer you can't refuse dust it off, polish it, enjoy. The few bucks...

(y):ROFLMAO:

Charley passed my place just the other day. He's 145M or aboot 475 feet. I'm guessing the blades are aboot half Charley's length. Say, 250ft+-. At 500ft they'd be hanging over the front and back.

But it ain't MF red. All crap aside, nice machine! First time I've seen side view mirrors on an open station tractor. I have fruit trees and a bit of wood lot, they'd be torn off by end of day 2. From what I can see you have a nice building for it. I hate when people leave their machines...

You is old when everything exciting you talk about happened decades ago. "I remember this blonde with..." Now it's, "The old biddy I met on the cruise and I danced the afternoon away."😘

I am zoned agricultural but within the city boundary. My side of the Welland Canal is country but the other is all subdivision.

Few years back coming home down the highway doing 70+mph in the fast lane. It was dark and I was behind a van that partially obscured vision too far ahead. All of a sudden he shots left into the middle lane leaving me staring at the tailgate of a pickup at a dead stop in the right lane. Wouldn't...

Couple years ago they were redoing the street lights down my street. There was one going in across the street right in front of a couple major windows. I had to slip the head guy a Texas Mickey to skip it so the front of my house wasn't lit up like a carnaval side show. I miss the night being...

We are supposed to be rainy second half of the week and cool to.

Not according to the Great Pumpkin Charlie Brown.:LOL:

Quadriplegic much?😬

Bomb shelters? Luxury! We were taught to hide under our desks.🤯

You know you are old when upon completion of even some minor job you proudly state, "Still got it!"😎

When you talk about being old all day, you're old.

Few years back I bought a couple bags of sunflower bird feed when it was on sale early. That's what I plant, nothing special. Put the 2 50lbers in the garage. No mouse issues. But the mouths started to hatch and they got everywhere in the house. Fortunately most of my dry goods get put in glass...

I plant a good acre + of sunflowers just because. Got them seeded this weekend. Yellow finches love them. There must be at least a 100 of them when the seeds are ready. It's amazing how such a small bird can strip the seeds from so many blossoms. They just hang over the edge and do their...

I had a couple Mennonite kids work for me on the farm years ago. They said their mother had 23 kids... that lived. They ate their meals in shifts. The adults and those old enough to work got the first shift and choice and the rest had the leftovers.

You're old when all the famous people that you used to watch and listen to are dropping like flies and they're only about 10 years older. Some are even younger.

Maybe I might run for Governor of Kanuckistan.:devilish:

Sincere apology.🥺 Sometimes the dark side overwhelms me. :devilish:

It's a marker where the bullet goes.o_O

Where do you want it?:unsure:

We used to have a couple nests in the packing barn. They would paste their nests to the ceiling joists. They'd fly in to their nests completely unbothered by al the activity below. Few times we had to move the packing tables a few feet. The little ones would stick their bums out over the edge...

Going to get some of my money back. I'm buying stock in Costco.(y)

SOB! :unsure:

My tractors, as tractors go, aren't that old. The new ones have so much electronics I don't know if this still applies, but here goes. The hour meter rarely shows the hours it has run hour for hour. To get a direct hour for hour reading mine need to run about 1750rpm equivalent to 540 on the...

I gotta stop going to Costco. Another $397.37. Neighbor wanted to go, we're 15 minutes away, I didn't really need anything. Get away from the house for a bit. It's warming up nicely and the bosoms are coming out of hibernation, so why not. I can't get anymore frozen foods. The freezer only...

Don't expect anymore kisses then.:LOL:

Probably hated her father. :ROFLMAO:

If I get to it I'll be working up the garden plot today. Our planting season is aboot 3 weeks away but it's good to turn over the weeds and warm up the ground. Going to put in the taters this weekend. They're well budded so hopefully they start to emerge after any frost scares. My little patch...

You got me... at first. I'm sure something would have been said sooner if it was true. So... what's her number?:love:

Say hi to your daughter. :oops:

When I sold the old homestead almost 20 years ago now that is one thing I wish I had taken cuttings from. My mothers rose bush was old and absolutely huge. When it started to bloom in early summer it went until the frosts. As a little guy I remember my mother making my Kindergarten teacher a...

I was watching a couple episodes of Hee Haw. Reminded of how good Roy Clark was. Watched a few of his music videos. Man could he make those strings sing.

The filet of fish used to be one of the cheapest items. I can still get potatoes for $3 a 10lb bag. How the fast food places justify charging like $3-4 for a ( maybe one average size tater)medium fry? I stopped going just because of the ripoff factor. The drive thru is still backed up when I...

Fake boobs, had that been around the block too many times look. So many much better natural ladies but somehow (wink, wink, nudge, nudge) one catches the media eye. The Sheeple fall for it all the time. EG Madonna (n)

That's not too bad. My local winged waker upper likes to play high steal riveter on eaves troughs. I've gone out as early as 3 am to chase him off. He comes back in minutes. Just something you live with.

Went to Costco yesterday. Shopping list was: bread, couple salad kits, eggs and maybe if I spotted a good deal. Came home $457.85 down.:rolleyes:

My magnolias had no chance. When the blossoms just started to open we had several days of high winds. That ripped off some of the outer petals before they were even fully deployed. With the previous 2 nights of significant frost the rest of the blossom are brown. No spectacular show this year.😢

He died in 95 so she had plenty of time to spoon feed him his twice daily Pablum.

Mine is Ellie after Elinor the cow. She eats the grass. My little red beast is used mostly for cutting the lawns around the homestead, aboot 2 acres. I have Arnie my loader MF563 that lifts heavy things and Oliver my MF563 general purpose guy.

He's just happy he has someone to spoon feed him his pablum.

Another night below freezing and the local wind machines running in the vineyards. Poor, poor, poor city folks who have moved to the idyllic country for the fresh air, vegies and the ambiance. Dragging their bleary eyed buts into work after a second night of Apocalypse Now sound effects. Boy...

I have an 8' Bush Hog withe a central gear box and one on either side that drive the blades. Few years ago the right hand side one started to leak so much gear oil I couldn't keep up. I packed it with old grease I had. No problem. If yours isn't leaking 90 gear oil is good.

Clear sky, almost full bright moon. 0 to 30F. Almost no wind. And that's the problem for the local grape and tender fruit guys. Apricots and Japanese plums are past peak bloom and prone to frost. Same with the fancy wine grapes. The wind machines are running all over the area trying to stir up...

What a sexist thing to say. Girls can do anything a boy can. (y)

Darwin vs Fate vs Karma Round and round she goes, where she stops nobody knows. Do we go to the kids funeral? Does he make a fortune as a big time landscaper in the future? Does he run dad over by accident? Just don't come crying to me if you get a boo, boo.

Took them a check this morning. Secretary said they only take certified checks. I told her I certify it's good. Boss stepped out of his office and saw who it was and told her not to worry about it. They've had some issues about people not paying and using bad checks.

Survivor guilt. I was supposed to be going up to a cottage with a couple close friends but got called in for an extra shift at work. We thought nothing of having a few travellers along the way. Getting close to the destination they went off the road and hit some trees. Post mortem showed high...

What did you say? Can you repeat it to make some sense? :ROFLMAO:

I found it with the British. And everything some shade of brown.

You know you're old when you talk about it all the time. When you're young it doesn't matter other than once in a while saying "look at that old geezer over there" or "the old folks don't understand me." Talking about it only interests those that are already old.🥱

A friend of my father's when I was a kid worked at a large oil refinery. Stan used to laugh :ROFLMAO:when people would argue about what the best major brand name oils were. He said they put the same oil into containers for most of the big name product. X=Y=Z major brand. Where it differed was in...

New AC for the house. A 4 ton unit. Installed and taxes just under $7K.🥶 Not much off the cost of my first new car.

You're old when you start everything you say with, "I remember when..." Talking about food I remember listening to one of the guys in the locker room bragging about his mom making Salisbury steak for dinner. I had no idea it was just a hamburger patty smothered in gravy. To top it off his was a...

Beans on toast, bangers and mushy peas with brown sauce on everything? Colors? Brown, off brown. Only culinary saving grace I see there is possibly the "little French.":ROFLMAO:

My mother had all that. Good dishes that never got used but for Christmas, New Years and maybe another time during the year. Glorified dust collectors. Huge hutch to. Got rid of it too. Kept the silver as it is solid silver. It hasn't seen the light of day in years.

Gasoline. Locally it was going up $.14 a litre overnight. That's aboot $.55 a US gallon. I was going out anyways so I took 4 jugs with me. My usual station had more cars lined up than a manure pile has flies in the summer. Probably an hour wait to save $5-8 per average tank not to mention the...

Dead still here in the Welland Canal area. On the weekend the boats in transit were moored up in the locks because of the high winds.

Petro Kanuckistan gave away Olympic logo glasses for the 76 event. Several different types. If you go to a gar(b)age sale or thrift shop they still turn up in numbers.

Amateurs!:LOL:

I wish I could make the sound of a whip cracking. It would be for all you guys getting whipped with a wet noodle by your wives.

Went and bought a couple things at Costco. I win!:cool: How is it that with the best of intentions you walk through the doors and go insane with what you need at Costco? My list shouldn't have cost me much more than $40. $1100 later... Stuff was discounted. I made a fortune in savings. But...

In my day if you had $.25 you had to buy things in the right order. You started with an ice cream, then your pop. You bought the candy bar last because you needed the deposit money from your bottle. If you got a Popsicle you could have your pop a second Popsicle and a candy bar for later. The...

Perve!😜

Now you need to park your gas powered car in the garage or near the house so you have something to get you to the electric vehicle that is parked at a safe distance. That sounds environmentally friendly.:rolleyes: In some cities people aren't allowed to bring their electric scooters into their...

Never had a milkman. We had it warm straight from the Mooo. Did have a breadman. If I had the coin I'd buy a box of Hostess cupcakes. Second choice was Twinkies. I think he disappeared around 71-72. I remember people converting to oil from coal. My Old Man, ever frugal, got the coal from the...

who mounted a bus stop shelter on it?:unsure:

You really are a sick and twisted individual. All those life long hits to the head are coming home to roost.:oops:

without any eligible bachelors/ets or people stuck on deserted islands or gun play there isn't a studio willing to take it on. They say the story would never catch on.

We would have missed out on a lot of fun messing with her. Old biddy also had a good time talking about the neighborhood scurge with her church group and anybody that would listen.

Or you were on the line and a nosey neighbor tried to listen in. The background always gave them away. My friend and I would go into a Cheech and Chong drug deal mode if we heard Mrs. D---- listening in. The old gossip would tell everyone in church what a pair of druggies we were. Ironically...

We were going out to pick some veggies for my sister to take home one Sunday afternoon. Just getting to the edge of the farm yard my nephew said he had to go back to the house. He was about 5-6 years old. Why? He had to pee. Pick a tree, bush, or just turn your back. Growing up in the city it...

Poor Bunny makes a wrong turn in Albaquerque and BOOM!

Bad enough getting peanut butter in your chocolate, but bunny fur? That's just gross.

OK then! That makes it better.:rolleyes:

This is Kanuckistan. Same rules in the banks. Turdo has to know everything going on with the little he doesn't tax away.

I'm not against people making money. I'm against people gouging. Some people had booked rooms a year or more in advance at regular rates only to have them cancelled and rebooked at outrageous prices. A $200 room for over $1K. I know one of the major motels even cleared their employee parking to...

I bought my first new car Fall of 1977. It was a 1978 Smokey and the Bandit Trans Am. Well loaded. PW, PD, air, am/fm with 8 track, even a factory CB. Also the TA 400 engine, 4spd, ws6 handling package and the w72 package. I paid for it with money from working on the family fruit farm...

Pretty much 100% cloud cover around Niagara Falls. It got dark, temp dropped a bit. No big whoop. This afternoon and early evening... blue skies and sunshine. Lot of disappointed, gouged people dragging their bums home.

Gee! Could you mean Wendy's?

In Niagara Falls where a million are waiting to see the eclipse under 100% cloud cover.:ROFLMAO:

2 hours und counting. 12 noon + and I haven't seen the sun yet today. I laugh in the general direction of the potential million that are expected at the Falls. Gouged, ripped off and even Ma Nature is denying them.:ROFLMAO: Didn't I tell them it was just a shadow? But would they believe me...

You too have successfully passed your Oldtimers test.

6 hours und counting Rise and shine campers. 90%+ cloud cover. Now ain't you glad you came from the far corners, paid a thousand bucks or more for a room, you're eating a $40 brekky and paying extra for more toast. Some of you spent the night down by the Falls to get the best seat. Ain't clouds...

You have now successfully completed your Oldtimers test.:LOL:

I usually start mine about once a month to charge up the battery and let it fully warm up. This winter not even that. Supposed to be really nice mid week so the plan is to take the deck off for full servicing and a complete change of fluids. That's the plan.:rolleyes:

We send the best to die. The losers stay and breed our women. That is poor herd management. I'm not joking.

I hate ties with a passion. Last time I had cause to wear one I didn't. Niece's wedding my sister was insisting I put one on for pictures. I was wearing a suit with an open neck sport shirt. Nothing was going to change that. I wore the hangman's noose enough years when I worked. Which brings...

Jimmy? Is that you? Chachacha!

It's still out there but I got a giggle this morn. Looked at the predicted weather for MOONday. Sunny until about an hour before and after the BID DAY event. And the Falls is expecting a Million visitors that are being gouged for motels already and I'm sure everything else on the day. I'm hoping...

During the war the British prized Merican tool kits that were sent with every Merican Packard built Merlin engine. I'm sure that was the case with other lend lease equipment. The Britts were under such pressure to build war machines they took short cuts where possible. Their tool kits were...

peoplez iz so stupid🤪🤪🥴🙄

Not to worry. It's only a New Holland and a Kubota helper.:LOL:

I have less than 10 acres beside the Welland canal. I can see the hustle and bustle on the city side side but I'm on the rural side. Ten minutes from shopping, Walmart, Kanuckistan Tire, grocery, Muckdonalds and on and on. I can watch deer, turkeys and a whole guantlet of wild critters come...

People, people, people... It's just a shadow.:cool:

tight fit?

How and where do you hitch the horses?:LOL:

My tractors aren't super new, all 2007. However when I sit on some of the old boys I realize how much more comfortable the newer ones are. Grew up without power steering. Couldn't live without it now. Nice suspension seat. Multiple hydraulic remotes. A 8x8 tranny with shuttle makes loader work...

look into the Massey 2600H series. Similar size and weight to what you have and HP from 45 HP up to I believe 65 at the PTO. Heavy frame utility as apposed to the compacts.

I guess people in Indiana have never seen the movie "The Skackiest Gun In the West". Or can't just go with it and read what I meant and not what I typed. Shaky :mad: :ROFLMAO:

The older I get the more interested I am in physical gyrations.😃 Getting out of the tub, going up or down the stairs, getting in and out of the car... My body makes all sorts of movements that it never made before. Don't even ask about the shacky hands.🤪

We is at 25F and won't be cracking the freezing point for a few days, after breaking warmth records just a week or so ago' Spring, my ass! Got storm warnings for the next 24 hours or so. Nothing historic but enough for some dumbasses to end up in the ditches and fender benders. Throw another...

in her full feather boa :LOL:

I still have a couple somewhere. Later they started broadcasting on FM so you could listen through your car's sound system

It's a shadow. Who the F cares. We're going to be right under it. All the motels have been booked for ages. I hope it's cloudy that day. It's going to be the third biggest disappointment here after the newly wed wife's husband and the Niagara Falls.:ROFLMAO:

We're close in age. I brought a .177 pellet gun to school for someone who wanted to buy it. I don't know who saw the transaction at my car but they reported it to the office. Coming out of my next class I was grabbed by 2 officers, thrown face down and handcuffed. Two officers to the side with...

Went the opposite here. The year I turned 18 they raised it to 19. Never made much of a difference. I looked older and got what I needed. Used to go into the liquor store with a shopping list from the rest of the guys. Worst part was the handfuls of change they had given me to pay. One time I...

To prep I plow first to turn over the soil. Then I disk it to level it. Finally I go in with my Kuhn tiller probably a good 6". It breaks up any clods, finds some rocks 😧, and leaves behind a very nice seed bed. As someone said earlier the tiller is a finishing implement and not a primary...

I've stopped seeing obits of classmates parents and teachers. I'm seeing obits for classmates. I put a small checkmark in my high school year book. I'm starting to get some pages with multiple checkmarks.

I remember the local Drive In had the best cheese burger that I've ever had. I've looked high and low and tried to make my own, close but no Cigar (cheese burger). For a buck twenty five you got a large fry and pop and the cheese burger. It was big. Part of it was the bun. The bun was large...

You resist going towards the light.

Yes, We have no green bananas today.

Oh? OK? Thanks for the clarification. I would never have figured that one out, I thought he was just a cheap ASSHOL-.

You remember when everything was better.

You can't sleep at 2am (hi there) but you've had a post lunch nap, missed the weather on the evening news for same reason but you'll be up at 5:45am with nothing to do but make tea and oatmeal (had BLT yesterday). Sometimes you can't have Brekky until after you've come back from getting blood...

why not split it down the middle and call it even? No more fixing what don't need it.

it was a special purchase from the company. Helps to know someone. It's in my rec room that is 24-6 by 34. It's still big.

You can blame it on the fact you read a newspaper. They still print those? Last time I went to the dealership for some minor work I looked through one of the complimentary papers. What used to kill a few trees could probably be printed on the wood chips a beaver leaves behind chewing a tree down.🌳🦫

It's your friends not their parents moving into retirement places.😬

TVs have become ridiculously inexpensive. I've been buying from a local independent since I started buying my own electronics. Might be a little bit more, but I walk in and they know me and answer all my questions. When the new at the time plasma TVs first came in they had a customer who was...

what about abattoir workers? 🐮🐷🐔🐴

Good morning one and all to our bi-annual time change. Nobody seems to like it. Disturbs us all. Throws our circadian rhythm off. There are claimed medical issues and increased accidents associated with it. There are few if any benefits. It's not like we somehow alter the space time continuum...