5 day waiting period to buy a chainsaw?

Thomas · Dec 16, 2020

Thinking he's couple French fries short of happy meal.

user.69169 · Dec 16, 2020

Did he have an approved tractor holster?

Showed da picture to de Harem, dey say he fool pooser wid expensive hair lookin to get over.

i7win7 · Dec 16, 2020

His favorite movie -- Texas Chainsaw Massacre ?

tallyho8 · Dec 17, 2020

drssg said:
This seems like a good application for a battery powered chainsaw. It's lightweight, easy to handle, and offers improved surprise benefit, because he doesn't need to fire it up until the moment it's needed.

But wwould an electric chainsaw really scare you when it revved up and went rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr instead of RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

user.69169 · Dec 17, 2020

Hate to admit it but I bought one dem chinkwaukee electric saws so de girls not hurt der shoulders startin my Echo saws..

Laugh all you want, be perfect for stickups wid dat instant on and no annoying smoke.

goeduck · Dec 17, 2020

What if he were to use a corded electric chainsaw? .... Excuse me, do you have a place to plug this in?

goeduck · Dec 17, 2020

KennyG said:
Since his name is Alice, he probably has long term hostility issues. (Hat tip to Johnny Cash.)

Sue has a brother? Or is Alice a sister?

user.69169 · Dec 17, 2020

goeduck said:
Sue has a brother? Or is Alice a sister?

If only he in Ohio he/she/it could change Birth Certificate to choice of de day.

Jstpssng · Dec 17, 2020

(removed) said:
Hate to admit it but I bought one dem chinkwaukee electric saws so de girls not hurt der shoulders startin my Echo saws..

Laugh all you want, be perfect for stickups wid dat instant on and no annoying smoke.

Many people use them for various purposes. They aren't your father's electric saw. I want one to keep in the truck for moving the occasional tree out of the road. Instead of riding in the back of the truck I can keep it behind the seat, and be done in the time that it takes to get my gas saw started and warmed up.

Frankenkubota · Dec 17, 2020

Jstpssng said:
You have to wonder what this guy was thinking.
Portland man arrested after robbing a McDonald痴 while operating a chainsaw

It's finally getting cold out, could it be that he just wanted something hot to eat and a warm bed for the night?

That is hilarious only because i immediately thought of all the alternative life style young folks living in Portland. I would have bet big bucks it's was portland oregon but i was wrong, Maine!

I guess logging is big business in both states.