Advice from tractor gurus

[jbrumberg]

And I thought my wife was the only one that blamed everything on me

I have slept with a few inanimate objects in my life ; but at least they do not roll around (hopefully) and take over the whole bed and/or steal your covers during those cold winter nights . I should have gotten a bigger FEL initially, but now I am on a cab tractor mission . As for being the focus of all blame for all things- it is written in the small print of the marriage contract that you signed . Jay

 

[VABlue]

Holy cow!!! This thread went downhill in a hurry!

 

[Farmwithjunk]

Holy cow!!! This thread went downhill in a hurry!

Yet it took 39 years, 10 months, 25 days, 15 hours, and 45 minutes for my marriage to reach the point where it's currently at. (But who's counting)

 

[Soundguy]

And I thought my wife was the only one that blamed everything on me

Nope.. I'm at fault too.

( I'm married.. )


Soundguy

 

[Soundguy]

Yet it took 39 years, 10 months, 25 days, 15 hours, and 45 minutes for my marriage to reach the point where it's currently at. (But who's counting)

Reminds me of that meatloaf song...

the girl asks the guy if he will love her forever.. Chump says yeah.. and then right after he's praying for the end of time so he can end his time with her.. (wink)

soundguy

 

[N80]

Reminds me of that meatloaf song...

the girl asks the guy if he will love her forever.. Chump says yeah.. and then right after he's praying for the end of time so he can end his time with her.. (wink)

soundguy

Here it is:

I couldn't take it any longer
Lord I was crazed
And when the feeling came upon me
Like a tidal wave
I started swearing to my god
And on my mother's grave
That I would love you to the end of time
I swore I would love you to the end of time

So now I'm praying for the end of time
To hurry up and arrive
'Cause if I gotta spend another minute with you
I don't think that I can really survive
I'll never break my promise or forget my vow
But God only knows what I can do right now
I'm praying for the end of time
So I can end my time with you

I wonder what Roy had to promise his tractor?

 

[RoyJackson]

I wonder what Roy had to promise his tractor?

Not a thing...not to the tractor.
Now, wifey was a different story...

 

[Soundguy]

Mighta been one of those notes signed in blood!

Soundguy

 

[SkyPup]

It is a fact that married men live longer than unmarried men, however, more married men wish that they would have died sooner.....

 

[Spiveyman]

Holy cow!!! This thread went downhill in a hurry!

Ha! Just found this thread and read from the start. Technically the thread title is just "advice from tractor guru's" it doesn't say advice about what!

Heard my dad say one time that he hated that they always plan funerals for Saturday afternoons. My mom corrected him, that he meant to say weddings. He replied, "Same difference."

I'm not sure you can call us a support group, 'cause we're more likely to tell you to go buy another tractor than anything! Isn't that right Soundguy? What's your tractor to acre ratio? Now that would be a braggin' point!