Autumn 2014 - How to evect an alien
I read lots of official recommendations on how to bring death to Crassula.
All of them say it is only a temporary measure - it will come back.
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The good news is that there is a very effective chemical control.
The bad news is that the chemical was thought to be too good at killing humans too, so they banned it from sale a few years ago.
As
clemsonfor said, a form of aquatic glyphosate can be used.
Using pesticides on water is strictly regulated and if I were to go through the official channels I would have a lot of red tape, plus that would be another magnet for bureaucrats coming round checking on me. I would also have to go and sit an expensive exam before I was deemed competent to do it myself. Alternatively, I could bring someone in, but with glyphosate it is highly likely that it only kills the part above the surface, they would have to keep coming back to get the shoots that then grow up from the stuff lurking beneath the surface.
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On small ponds
Crassula has been killed off by covering in black plastic sheet for 6 months.
Doesn't seem a feasible solution on a pond this size, although there is a variant on this which I will come back to later.
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Not an officially recognised method. It was suggested by a friend who enjoys such spectacles and it could even work. Set a charge, or charges, underneath the alien and blow the whole mass outwards onto the bankside. It would be interesting to give this a go. Pity there is a public road running alongside one bank ...
Drain and dig it out
As much as I enjoyed the siphon, I don't plan on emptying this pond again, or this thread could turn into a groundhog day.
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Nope, I promised I wouldn't go there.
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The Institute of Hydrology warns not to attempt to remove Crassula "by mechanical extraction", otherwise it will grow again from the broken shoots. As much as I repect that the boffins in this revered institution know the biology of this plant, they underestimate the sheer satisfaction it would give me to physically evict the alien and pile it high on the bankside. They haven't come up with any good viable alternative, so despite the warning, dragging it out is what I will try and I will then do my best to find ways to stop it coming back.
More on this tomorrow