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Twitter, You Tube and Facebook announced a three way merger. New site to be called youtwitface.com
 

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That reminded me of one of my favorite comebacks:

If YouTube MySpace, I'll Google your Yahoo and slap your Facebook up your Twitter!
 
  
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The wife said she was mad...I said "still or again...?"


I heard that Elton John keeps a pet rabbit that he sends to the gym...

"It's a little fit bunny..."
 

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The wife said she was mad...I said "still or again...?"


I heard that Elton John keeps a pet rabbit that he sends to the gym...

"It's a little fit bunny..."
You've got to know a few Elton John songs to understand that last one...
 
  
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Bread is like the sun...it rises in the yeast and sets in the waist....!

When I was in college...I sold yeast to raise dough...!
 
  
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This morning the wife asked me if I had seen the dog bowl....I said no, when did he learn how...?...!
 
  
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Have you heard about the sick chemist...?

you can't helium, and you can't curium, so you will probably have to barium...!
 
  
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I have the memory of an elephant...I went to a zoo once and I’m pretty sure I saw an elephant...!


What goes: "Dong, ding dong" ?...

James Bond's door bell...!
 
  
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Headline Concord New Hampshire

A New Hampshire woman gave birth at the state fair but was unfortunately beat out by two piglets and a kid goat...!
 
 
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