Another "neighbors" thread..... yeesh.....

[RadarTech]

Forgot the waterboarding too.:thumbsup:

Maybe we should add a little plumbers flux in the intruders beverages for a true touch of intestinal torture!

 

[mmurphy]

You have to wonder, how many times do they visit when the cousin is home.

 

[77transam]

Been there. They never seem to wear a seat belt. Stick around in case you need to help them put an eye back in (Sammy Davis Jr. look alike contest winner). Carry some long tie wraps and use them to bind their feet if you catch a stranger. Put a tiewrap around each ankle individually then another one through the other two. Same for wrists. Then one across the wists and ankles. Put aluminum furnace tape around their yap if they get mouthy. This is another situation where a front loader is helpful. Hang them upside down until they turn purple. Then call a Deputy after youv'e had a smoke or two to analyze the situation and see if there are any others (don't trust their word for it). Actually, all they could do is shake their head. That furnace tape is tough stuff....

Double Wow! :laughing::laughing::laughing::laughing::laughing::laughing:

I can't stop laughing :laughing: I...can't....stop...

 

[brin]

What jinman said.

Ditto that.// We live down a 1/4 mile drive...I would add a light in his eyes and my shotgun...hey I was just out hunting just like you were out looking..if you get my drift... In the country best do as country folks do..be careful ! You were not rude..just cautious.:thumbsup:

 

[Willl]

How do you get along with this neighbor ?

Go have a talk with him and explain you had no intentions of being rude and was just being cautious.

 

[dmccarty]

Wow!

No Fire ant hills and sugar water?

:laughing:

Well DUH! The guy is up Nawth! They ain't got Fire Ants up thar'.

Yet.

Karo syrup works like sugar water. Ok, it is sugar water. :laughing:

Later,
Dan

 

[RadarTech]

Well DUH! The guy is up Nawth! They ain't got Fire Ants up thar'.

Yet.

Karo syrup works like sugar water. Ok, it is sugar water. :laughing:

Later,
Dan

Dan,
Why don't we send them some?

 

[riptides]

People tend to go stupid every now and then.

Glad your ok, don't waste any more of your time on it.

 

[CompactTractorFan]

:laughing::laughing::laughing::laughing::laughing:

 

[RadarTech]

:laughing::laughing::laughing::laughing::laughing:

I really can't be sure who you are laughing at... So do tell!!!!