Backhoe Another reason for a backhoe

Boondox · Nov 28, 2001

The Wife came back from walking the dogs to inform me there was a dead coyote at the top of our hill. She wanted me to bury it. I thought for a moment and told her I'd bury it with my new backhoe. She thought for a moment and told me she guessed it would just have to rot.

I was briefly hopeful. /w3tcompact/icons/crazy.gif

Pete

www.GatewayToVermont.com

Anonymous Poster · Nov 28, 2001

I'd wait about a week, and tell her... "Honey, Babe, Sugar... that coyote is still laying there, rotten, smelling up a storm...

Would be nice about now to have that backhoe and get rid of it...Babydoll..." /w3tcompact/icons/wink.gif

MikePA · Nov 28, 2001

Thanks for the laugh /w3tcompact/icons/laugh.gif. I've tried a similar logic on my wife with the same results. Kinda like trying to catch that wise old fish (not that your wife is a fish /w3tcompact/icons/smile.gif, or old /w3tcompact/icons/shocked.gif). You can see 'em swimming up to the bait, they circle for a minute, then swim off. /w3tcompact/icons/frown.gif

Anonymous Poster · Nov 28, 2001

Peter,

I forgot to mention, you have to be subtle and not too obvious... don't want her to catch on or anything... /w3tcompact/icons/laugh.gif

butzkeg · Nov 28, 2001

...and won't a dead coyote just attract more?

cedarranch · Nov 28, 2001

Do you guys really have that much trouble with the wife? I see phrases like can't convinced the wife, trying to talk her into it, etc. all over this board. Am I the only one here that does not have this problem. Now that I think about it, my wife is the one trying to convince me. /w3tcompact/icons/blush.gif She has been bugging me all week to get a 10hp chipper shredder on sale at home depot for $597 so we don't have to drag off the limbs.

Jag · Nov 28, 2001

CR, some of us are just very lucky..... I have heard "Will you go buy that bulldozer and get me a place cleaned off so we can put up that barn."

But on the other side no one wants their spouse to spend $10-20k in one quick shot with out at least talking it over and getting some kind of agreement on it. Would you like to come home an find a new pink Cady, or two walls missing form your living room. "I thought we would just add a new den and get all new carpet."

AndyR · Nov 28, 2001

In marketing there is an emphasis on keeping your "product" on the customer's mind. I had good luck on getting my bandsaw by grinning and commenting "gee, the ___ would get done faster if I had a bandsaw." Course I never limited myself to anything that actually would need a bandsaw/w3tcompact/icons/wink.gif

Gotta watch those pauses though - try just responding as if you have the 'hoe... Good Luck!

Andy in NH

webbmeister · Nov 28, 2001

My sweetie would just smile, take me by the hand out to the shed, hand me the pick axe and a shovel and point. At that point, I'd know two things: 1. No backhoe. 2. The coyote was gonna get buried, by me, right away.

I do love her a lot, though (my sweetie, not the coyote.)