Cantankerous Old Men's Association

[Jstpssng]

Apparently, you're not familiar with the COMA auxiliary club-Cranky Old Broad Association.

Good point... although I'm SURE that I know many of those members. (Perhaps even contributed to their crankiness? NAWWW)

 

[vtsnowedin]

Unless they are an axe handle and a half accost the stern they are not qualified to be in the COBA . They have to settle for WWOTW Wicked Witch of the West Inc. Also known as She Who Must Be Obeyed. SWMBO.
Living with same is a major cause of men becoming qualified to join the COMA.

 

[RichZ]

I was a founding member of the Cantankerous Young Men's Association, but since I hit the big 6-0 two months ago, I just got my membership card for COMA. It's about dang time they sent it to me!!!!!! I was getting tired of waiting!!!!!

 

[sodamo]

Unless they are an axe handle and a half accost the stern they are not qualified to be in the COBA . They have to settle for WWOTW Wicked Witch of the West Inc. Also known as She Who Must Be Obeyed. SWMBO. Living with same is a major cause of men becoming qualified to join the COMA.

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[OldMcDonald]

I don't see how any of you guys with wives can claim to be a member... they would have left you long ago!!!

Not if you chose the right woman in the first place. My mother warned her what life would be like married to someone whose sole ambition in life was to be a peasant, and my father decided she would stay with me through it all even before I did.

 

[Looking4new]

My dispatcher calls me a cantankerous old goat. I just tell him to have sex with himself, because I am opinionated and do not suffer fools quietly.
After 28 years at the same job, as opposed to his 5 years dispatching me, I know my job better than he does.