Dairy Products -- A Menace to Society

   / Dairy Products -- A Menace to Society #11  
Just curious.

Do you know or have heard/read of anyone who died from being entangled in bedsheets (per the first graph)?

Steve


That probably came about while researching a TV spot; "Sex sent me to the ER". (Yes, it's a real show.!)
 
   / Dairy Products -- A Menace to Society #12  
Ban DiHydrogen Oxide Petition

Check this one out. Very dangerous stuff. Every person which used the substance died. Google dihydrogenmonooxide see how nasty the stuff is.
That was the byproduct which forced me to give up my latest get rich quick scheme... bottling and selling dehydrated water. (It greatly reduced storage space needed for survivalists)
 
   / Dairy Products -- A Menace to Society #13  
Just curious.

Do you know or have heard/read of anyone who died from being entangled in bedsheets (per the first graph)?

Steve

The horse's head in the Godfather!:D
 
   / Dairy Products -- A Menace to Society #14  
Just curious.

Do you know or have heard/read of anyone who died from being entangled in bedsheets (per the first graph)?

Steve

No....but....I do know of a guy who lost most of his hair from doing u-turns under the sheets.
 
   / Dairy Products -- A Menace to Society #15  
Just curious.

Do you know or have heard/read of anyone who died from being entangled in bedsheets (per the first graph)?

Steve

Heard of it happening to infants, never heard about an adult.

Bruce
 
   / Dairy Products -- A Menace to Society #17  
Study's have shown that.
Most accidents happen in the home - So we should ban all homes.
More happen on the stairs - lets ban all stairs.
Most auto accidents happen within 5 miles of home. Banning homes will cure that & there will be fewer auto accidents,
A high majority of accidents happen when getting out of bed. Got to get rid of all beds

When all of that is done. There will be less need for ambulances, ER techs, Emergency rooms, & funeral homes.

Just think how much safer yu will be & how much longer you will live.

Back to the caves everyone - But don'f build a fire - many, many people get burned to death.
Eat your meat raw, but don't use a knife to cut it up, lots of people cut themselves & others with knives - Ban all knives.
Don't even think about shooting your meat animals. There are way two many gun accidents. - got to ban & destroy them.

Got to get rid of Electricity, it kills lots of people every year - Well some of them on purppuse

Anything to make us all safer.
 
   / Dairy Products -- A Menace to Society #18  
I remember burning my mouth more than once on hot pizza cheese and cheese fondue. Pizza and Fondue should require a license to produce.
 
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   / Dairy Products -- A Menace to Society #19  
Study's have shown that.
Most accidents happen in the home - So we should ban all homes.
More happen on the stairs - lets ban all stairs.
Most auto accidents happen within 5 miles of home. Banning homes will cure that & there will be fewer auto accidents,
A high majority of accidents happen when getting out of bed. Got to get rid of all beds

When all of that is done. There will be less need for ambulances, ER techs, Emergency rooms, & funeral homes.

Just think how much safer yu will be & how much longer you will live.

Back to the caves everyone - But don'f build a fire - many, many people get burned to death.
Eat your meat raw, but don't use a knife to cut it up, lots of people cut themselves & others with knives - Ban all knives.
Don't even think about shooting your meat animals. There are way two many gun accidents. - got to ban & destroy them.

Got to get rid of Electricity, it kills lots of people every year - Well some of them on purppuse

Anything to make us all safer.
That sounds like what a buddy of mine told me once. He was on a construction job and everytime someone got hurt with a tool, the safety team from the owner (Shell in this case) wanted to ban that tool from use. It didn't matter if it was a wrench or hammer. He finally had to put his foot down and tell them that if they keep banning every tool that some idiot hurt himself with, we would soon be down to sticks and rocks and then nothing. Some folks do seem to take what you are saying seriously and want to ban everything that caused some idiot harm. I think that is one reason we have some fuel cans now that are so hard to work the spout that folks just take them off and use a funnel again just like the did in the early 20th century.
 
   / Dairy Products -- A Menace to Society #20  
Just curious.

Do you know or have heard/read of anyone who died from being entangled in bedsheets (per the first graph)?

Steve

Yeah, a guy I went to school with, name of Melvin Smurd, got all tangled up in the sheets in his haste to get out of the bedroom window. He actually died from her husband's .38 S&W.
 

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