Deere vs Train (any captions)

[teg]

The farmer was getting a divorce and had to "split" his assets... :ashamed:

 

[xtn]

Rail Freight industry learns tractors can pull trailers; takes defensive action.

 

[acme97]

Nattional Inquistior "Homegrown Terrorist Try New Tactics". Source reports the movement of Farmers Against Trains (FAT) are using implement loaded tractors to launch attacks against supposed soft targets. Unconfirmed officials are investigating local farming schools, dealers, and coffee shops for possible leads. An ABP has been issued to stop slow moving vehicles. Stay tuned to your local station for more info.
Huckleberry Hound:confused2:

 

[jfrady]

He fought the train and the..Train won.

Amazing no one was hurt other than pride.

 

[teg]

He had the radio turned up loud since he was hard of hearing....

or

These old train tracks haven't been used in years!!! Where'd that come from?

 

[BRBurns]

That **** train made me spill my beer!

 

[acme97]

One Train Engineer said to the other, "Hey bet you I can sneak up on that tractor!"

 

[acme97]

Never let your brother in law borrow the tractor right after having lazic eye surgery!

 

[Johndeere3720]

"It was only a mile away, but it sped up when it saw me that my tractor didn't stand a chance."

 

[Johndeere3720]

"I saw the train but i couldnt take the tractor out of gear. It didn't concur to me about turning the key off and pressing the brakes." :confused2: