Deere vs Train (any captions)

   / Deere vs Train (any captions) #31  
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Is trying to beat a train across the tracks a bad idea?

Now, who's up to film this one? :laughing:
 
   / Deere vs Train (any captions) #32  
I said "No Bo No". Not, Go Bo Go.
 
   / Deere vs Train (any captions) #33  
It hurts every-time I see a dead deere on the side of the track.
 
   / Deere vs Train (any captions) #34  
Thats nothing a little duct tape and baling wire wont fix.:D
 
   / Deere vs Train (any captions) #35  
Oh, the second week of Deere camp
Is the greatest time of year
We drink, play cards and shoot the bull
But never shoot no Deere
The only time we leave the camp
Is when we go for beer
The second week of Deere camp
Is the greatest time of year

We sit around and sing a song
We laugh 'til we're in pain
Harvey plays harmonica
And Rufus sings refrain
About last year at Deere camp
Which was a cryin' shame
'til Billy finally hit a Deere
While goin' home by train

xtn

PS... top that if you can...
 
   / Deere vs Train (any captions)
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#36  
Poor Luke,

When they were handing out Brains,

He thought they said Trains,

And replied...No thanks, I'll wait for the next one.
 
   / Deere vs Train (any captions) #37  
The unrecorded last verse to the perfect country western song

I was drunk the day my mom got out of prison
And I went to pick her up, in the rain,
But before I could to the station in my old John Deere,
I got runned over by a dam$@d old train.....
 
   / Deere vs Train (any captions) #38  
You guys are funny!:laughing::laughing::laughing:

I thought that was the new factory "breakaway Cab option" for maintenance ease...you just use the factory purchased specialty tool or the closest train available.

or

This is why you don't use grade 8 bolts to join your tractor...there are times you actually want it to "give".
 
   / Deere vs Train (any captions) #39  
"But my GreenStar GPS told me to go that way!"
 
   / Deere vs Train (any captions) #40  
"But my GreenStar GPS told me to go that way!"

That has to of been what happend here.
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