Deere vs Train (any captions)

   / Deere vs Train (any captions) #21  
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Is trying to beat a train across the tracks a bad idea?
 

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   / Deere vs Train (any captions) #22  
I'd like to see a picture of the front of the train.

Did it even dent it, or just leave green paint scuffs?

Inquiring minds want to know... :laughing:
 
   / Deere vs Train (any captions) #23  
Could switching to GEICO really save you 15 percent or more on car insurance?


Is trying to beat a train across the tracks a bad idea?

That should be their next commercial. :thumbsup::laughing::cool:
 
   / Deere vs Train (any captions) #25  
Martha! I was signalling for you to STOP not GO!:mad:
 
   / Deere vs Train (any captions) #26  
Could switching to GEICO really save you 15 percent or more on car insurance?


Is trying to beat a train across the tracks a bad idea?


This one has my vote!!!! :laughing:
 
   / Deere vs Train (any captions) #27  
Driving that train
High on cocain
Casey Jones you better
Watch your speed.....:confused2:
 
   / Deere vs Train (any captions) #28  
"The train was going so fast I couldnt see it coming and it hit my tractor." :laughing:
 
   / Deere vs Train (any captions) #29  
This is what happens when you text and farm!


Paid for by MATT

mothers against tractor texters
 
   / Deere vs Train (any captions) #30  
He was texting while talking on speaker phone and listening to music on his Ipod. ;)
 
   / Deere vs Train (any captions) #31  
Could switching to GEICO really save you 15 percent or more on car insurance?


Is trying to beat a train across the tracks a bad idea?

Now, who's up to film this one? :laughing:
 
   / Deere vs Train (any captions) #32  
I said "No Bo No". Not, Go Bo Go.
 
   / Deere vs Train (any captions) #33  
It hurts every-time I see a dead deere on the side of the track.
 
   / Deere vs Train (any captions) #34  
Thats nothing a little duct tape and baling wire wont fix.:D
 
   / Deere vs Train (any captions) #35  
Oh, the second week of Deere camp
Is the greatest time of year
We drink, play cards and shoot the bull
But never shoot no Deere
The only time we leave the camp
Is when we go for beer
The second week of Deere camp
Is the greatest time of year

We sit around and sing a song
We laugh 'til we're in pain
Harvey plays harmonica
And Rufus sings refrain
About last year at Deere camp
Which was a cryin' shame
'til Billy finally hit a Deere
While goin' home by train

xtn

PS... top that if you can...
 
   / Deere vs Train (any captions)
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#36  
Poor Luke,

When they were handing out Brains,

He thought they said Trains,

And replied...No thanks, I'll wait for the next one.
 
   / Deere vs Train (any captions) #37  
The unrecorded last verse to the perfect country western song

I was drunk the day my mom got out of prison
And I went to pick her up, in the rain,
But before I could to the station in my old John Deere,
I got runned over by a dam$@d old train.....
 
   / Deere vs Train (any captions) #38  
You guys are funny!:laughing::laughing::laughing:

I thought that was the new factory "breakaway Cab option" for maintenance ease...you just use the factory purchased specialty tool or the closest train available.

or

This is why you don't use grade 8 bolts to join your tractor...there are times you actually want it to "give".
 
   / Deere vs Train (any captions) #39  
"But my GreenStar GPS told me to go that way!"
 

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