Do any of You Fit into this Category?
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sweettractors
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Have you ever had this experience? I need to go to the Mall to find a real nice "outfit" for this special occasion. When we get to the store with all the nice clothes, they go straight to the "On Sale" rack, bypassing all the really nice outfits. Ken Sweet
raptor749
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Priceless ,, :laughing::laughing::thumbsup: :thumbsup: CAn see my 17 year old tring this in walmart .. Thanks for the laugh, :laughing::laughing:
chucko
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sweettractors said:
That's a normal trip and I feel lucky if its just one mall
oldnslo
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buckeyefarmer
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That was funny.
Here's one I did last week. Was on a computer at church, and a guy had left his amazon account open on the computer. You should have seen the stuff thht got added to the shopping basket....
Here's one I did last week. Was on a computer at church, and a guy had left his amazon account open on the computer. You should have seen the stuff thht got added to the shopping basket....
Chilly807
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My wife detests shopping unless it's a tack shop, so I have it pretty easy. Not so some of the guys I work with.
One of them had a broken leg years ago, and his wife had dragged him out while he was still using a cane to get around. On the way back to the car, he was behind her and started screwing up his face, hopping on one foot and dragging the other, and generally acting like he was a few pickles short of a barrel.
His wife noticed the odd looks they were getting and turned to speak to Rick about it. Anticipating this would happen, he was back to normal by the time she looked at him and said, "Hmmph, you'd think they'd never seen a man with a cane before, honey.."
Another one of the loons I work with had gone to a Sears Bargain Basement and watched and waited while his wife tried on clothes and browsed in general. Finally fed up, he wandered into the ladies lingerie section, pulled a woman's bra over his shirt, and was pulling underwear over his head while moaning loudly and saying, "Mommy, can't we go home now.." Needless to say, they weren't in the store for long after that. Ward doesn't go shopping with the wife much since then, according to him.
Both true stories.
Sean
One of them had a broken leg years ago, and his wife had dragged him out while he was still using a cane to get around. On the way back to the car, he was behind her and started screwing up his face, hopping on one foot and dragging the other, and generally acting like he was a few pickles short of a barrel.
His wife noticed the odd looks they were getting and turned to speak to Rick about it. Anticipating this would happen, he was back to normal by the time she looked at him and said, "Hmmph, you'd think they'd never seen a man with a cane before, honey.."
Another one of the loons I work with had gone to a Sears Bargain Basement and watched and waited while his wife tried on clothes and browsed in general. Finally fed up, he wandered into the ladies lingerie section, pulled a woman's bra over his shirt, and was pulling underwear over his head while moaning loudly and saying, "Mommy, can't we go home now.." Needless to say, they weren't in the store for long after that. Ward doesn't go shopping with the wife much since then, according to him.
Both true stories.
Sean
chucko
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Stopped by Walmart yesterday to get dog food
I said "only dog food and got a yes only dog food
we ended up with pet fish and a tank to put them in because this one she saw was soo good looking and then he can't be alone and such
then I tried to go out the back door so we did not have to walk by so much stuff she would want
we got some school folders and a note book
and grape vines and back berries (well they were on sale)
anyhow one bag of dog food cost me about $70.00
I said "only dog food and got a yes only dog food
we ended up with pet fish and a tank to put them in because this one she saw was soo good looking and then he can't be alone and such
then I tried to go out the back door so we did not have to walk by so much stuff she would want
we got some school folders and a note book
and grape vines and back berries (well they were on sale)
anyhow one bag of dog food cost me about $70.00
bullbreaker
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If they serve Diet Pepsi and have WiFi, I am there
Ken "I've been told" ,they have something simular in the next biggest town north of us (Ft.Myers).
They serve Geritol tonic, have wifi, and the waitress's are over 65 and top-less will that do ?
Boone
