You - out east there atsah- feel, for some reason, that they must be killed. That's OK with me - that is totally your choice.
A man walked into his back yard one morning and found a gorilla in a tree. He called a gorilla-removal service, and soon a serviceman arrived with a stick, a big dog, a pair of handcuffs and a shotgun.
"Now listen carefully," he told the homeowner. "I'm going to climb the tree and poke the gorilla with the stick until he falls to the ground. The trained dog will then go right for his, uh, sensitive area, and when the gorilla instinctively crosses his hands in front to protect himself, you slap on the handcuffs."
"Got it", the homeowner replied. "But what's the shotgun for?"
"If I fall out of the tree before the gorilla", the man said, "shoot the dog."
Two days ago my 88 year old great aunt called and said the neighbors dogs had got into her garbage again. I went to her house and the trash service had already stopped and helped her pick it up. This is the third time I know of that this has happened.
She became so upset she had a seizure and had to be taken to the hospital in the ambulance. At the time I didnt know what was the matter with her, she has heart problems and is fighting stage 4 cancer.
Called the county attorney the next day and informed him that do to his lack of concern on my previous talk with him my aunt was in the hospital and I was going to call the local tv news and have them come down. He was all over it after that. Said he would contact the dogs owner and handle it and if that didnt work he would take him to court.
My aunt is home and the dogs are nowhere to be seen.
Time will tell.
My brother once had somebody come onto his lawn, take his dog and turn it in to the animal control officer. He had to pay a fine to get it back.
You are implying that my brother might have been in the wrong!?!?! How dare you!!!You brother is either a pusswack or there is way more to this story than you're letting on![]()