Tonkatoys
Bronze Member
zzvyb6 said:Yeah! A realiyy show about Noobie tractor owners!
Franklin puts a 3 foot brush hog on his Yu-Suck greymarket (painted yellow) machine and prodeeds to stall it just before going over a 3 inch cliff. This could have gotten his new golf shoes dirty.
A raccoon eats the wiring on a YingYang and it won't stop when the naive Rembrandt turns the key to "OFF". Crashes through the back wall of the garage and into the 2 foot deep swimming pool (edit: make that a Hot Tub). Would have been OK except Mom and the pool boy were practicing their tennis lessons.
Derek waxes his tractor with boat polish and slides off the seat, falling down on the 18 pack parked on the footwell. One splits opens and the fight with the wife gets nasty. The police reports indicates that the beer has a Born on Date that's more than a year old.
Elmo puts a ladder in the FEL to string the xmas tree lights. When he finishes, the ladder pulls away and drags all the lights off the neighbor's house.
Jennifer puts gasoline in her new Mercedes diesel tractor and 'burns the town red' when she arrives at the hair dressers (edit: make that a salon).
Old Jake finally 'pulls the trigger' on his tempermental Oliver. A 50 BMG can sure generate a lot of anxiety. He splits the block in two pieces but the machine just keeps on going into the river. Might be hearing from the EPA on this one.
Antique Threshing Machine Society member teams are airlifted into northern Canada where they must meet the challenge of getting home alive. The winning team finds an old Rumley Oil Pull, fabricates wings from local spruce trees, gets her started on the last remaining swig of VO and they fly her home to Tampa Florida. The other teams are never heard from again.
Probably a lot of potentially exciting episodes, given the 'jam's some members get into...
Awesome.